The Bros

The life and times of The Bros. The Bros consist of Alison Bauza (@alisonbauza) and Erin Stearns (@ErinEStearns).

[The Bros @TheBros54]

“I wish I got paid to live... I bet I’d accidentally die then.” -Bro I

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

WOW a parade!
hi parade!
hi tuba player!
hi drummer!
hi guy with the cymbals!
hi trumpeter!
hi tambourine girl!
hi timbale man!
hi didgeridoo player!
hi triangle player!
hi guy with the kettle drum!
hi pianist!
hi guy with the flute!
and HELLOOOOOOOOO DOLLY!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

hey Patrick, listen to that...

get 'em OFF me! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

*Solitude in E Minor plays in the background*

[The Bros @TheBros54]

“I’m not technically a dummy.” -Bro I

[The Bros @TheBros54]

We just created an A-Z list of reasons why a person shouldn’t go to a grocery store.

[Allie Dintelman @AllieD_96]

College makes me feel like a big pile of shit 🙃

[The Bros @TheBros54]

Bro II: “Your birthday is three months before mine.”
Bro I: “Woah, I was alive at a time that you weren’t...”
Bro II: “I have so much to learn from you.”

#BroConvos

[Annoying Actor Friend @Actor_Friend]

More like Patti LuP-OWN-ed that, right??? -Broadway Internet

[The Bros @TheBros54]

*Discussing National Roast Day*

Bro I: “I would take it the wrong way and think they were talking about pot roasts, not insults.”

Bro II: “Oh, that reminds me, I was looking at pot roast recipes today.”

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳ

[The Bros @TheBros54]

Bro I: *looks at first Christmas gift from Bro II*
“Is it tapestry?”

[The first gift was in fact tapestry]

Bro II:

[The Bros @TheBros54]

If you have a 1940s murder mystery idea that you would like to see us act out on film for our new series, we would love your ideas! The more tragic, the better!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@norm We've been trying to tell people Norm.

[The Bros @TheBros54]

Bro II: "I hate when people die on the last year before a new century... George Washington died on 12/14/1799! He was so close."
Bro I: "Maybe George was like, "Oh God, not 1800!"
#BroTalk

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Are you a student preparing for finals? Log off social media while you're studying. The memes will still be here when you're done.

[The Bros @TheBros54]

*latte

[The Bros @TheBros54]

Bro II: “You should try this coffee place...I recommend. The iced mocha late is very strong and able.”
Bro I: “Like a strong and able man?”
Bro II: “As close as I can get to one.”
#BroTalk

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Holy shit turkey makes you tired