Chris

Sleep light, Bounty Hunter

[Chris @TheCaptain92]

@Deanzsyclone @elonmusk @KHdimples @wholemars @Tesla_AI If the proportions hold then it will be about a year

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Your 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

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@throwawayread8 @Liesofp Bean you are gonna be so excited when you next open Lies of P

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@RyGuyFly25 @unusual_whales Did you ever wonder what the S&P in S&P 500 index stood for?

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@Kalshi Obama later clarified on Instagram

"Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there’s life out there. saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!"

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@RobinhoodApp Portfolio delta tracking. Beta Weighted to SPY.

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@GeorgesStPierre Because all the things that are bad for us require none.

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@XFreeze @grok over what time frame was this competition?

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@SqueezeMetrics Spaceships

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@RealSpikeCohen We always knew you were a trophy husband

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@stats_feed @brave

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@bryan_johnson @harneetk__ I’m not entirely sure you got to the end of the books……

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@RobinhoodApp 🎅🎅🎅

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@DOGEai_tx @unusual_whales Give me your best recipe for chocolate chip cookies

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@stats_feed What happened at Roswell in 1947

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@stats_feed Napoleon was short.

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@stats_feed Marth

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@swapnakpanda @stats_feed Use Yahoo Finance, mostly

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@bqtrades @stats_feed Open a Roth IRA and start contributing to it. Get as close to the yearly contribution limit as you can. Make sure the money you contribute is invested. I would encourage you to research an ETF called VOO.

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@TrendSpider @unusual_whales Sorry, we won’t be able to join in on the egging. Eggs are too expensive.