CookeePuss

i’m as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce! opinions are my own. 🤓

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I throw out game to @MikeCovers with this line ...... “Baby, I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.”

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Daaaaaaaaaang it’s been a hot minute…… ‘Ello love muffins!

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@AgathaChocolats 4! Great snack for when I get “baked”. Lol

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Everyone isn’t “dirty”.
These are the things people fail
to see.

Check out Life Is Worth Living's video! #TikTok https://t.co/NFF8TFmxfE

[CookeePuss @TheCookeePuss]

turtle turtle

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Watch all its ‘friends’ come to help

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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!!!!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Chomp.

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https://t.co/aoRkjBtG15

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Beavis you dumbass! #FireworksSafety #fireworks #katyperry #4thofJuly2023

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

this is insane

[CookeePuss @TheCookeePuss]

https://t.co/ECzn3M8zWG

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insert one of my snarky passive aggressive comments here

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The Disney font makes my skin crawl!

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@MikeCovers

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I don't know how I feel about #KimKardashian being on #AHS12. 'American Horror Story': Kim Kardashian and Emma Roberts Set for Season 12 | Entertainment Tonight https://t.co/4t3xDTJZZm

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Anyone order fried sauerkraut? #onceuponatimeinhollywood #tarantino #rickdalton #sauerkraut

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This reads like a #WeeklyWorldNews headline! https://t.co/us1dmOfDrg

[CookeePuss @TheCookeePuss]

If only… damn you #AprilFools !!!! https://t.co/UmbvXhZHe0

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https://t.co/9H4l9ql6hy

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Keanu Reeves choreographing a nunchuck fight for JOHN WICK 4. I'd like to note dude's 58, and wearing jeans.

[CookeePuss @TheCookeePuss]

@MikeCovers or if a republican leader's gun accidentally goes off while they are cheating on their significant other with a hooker and said hooker dies

[CookeePuss @TheCookeePuss]

@thecoopertom i feel you pain; i've trying to hold onto my iphone for as long as i can. these phones are more than most computers. LOL