TheCrippledNinja

Interested in memes and the outdoors. Show me what you got

[TheCrippledNinja @TheCrippldNinja]

My nephew bought a new 300 piece toolset with the money he got for his 15th birthday, and was so proud to show it off to me when I visited today!

I stole his 10mm socket, because he needs to learn that the struggle is real.

Follow me for more life lessons.

[TheCrippledNinja @TheCrippldNinja]

@BrandonDonkey2 Yeah, pretty sure.

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@Kragniks You missed a spot.

But no seriously, don't forget to put some caulk around the base of the toilet.
Looks great though, I'm jealous

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@RickD_GK Im torn between not wanting to oatroniithem at all, and wanting to buy something and tip only one cent just to piss em off.

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@cyberknng How would you double the water on earth without killing most everyone in the resulting aftermath

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@pinktastic615 @MarieIsabellaB A pack of 10s and a pack of wood marking pencils. Walk around your house and throw a couple in random drawers, then they will never be far away

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@MarieIsabellaB https://t.co/6d4sRRuXaI

Ninjas take your sockets

[TheCrippledNinja @TheCrippldNinja]

My nephew bought a new 300 piece toolset with the money he got for his 15th birthday, and was so proud to show it off to me when I visited today!

I stole his 10mm socket, because he needs to learn that the struggle is real.

Follow me for more life lessons.

[TheCrippledNinja @TheCrippldNinja]

@NostalgiaPro Personally I'd play super Mario world. I was never a huge fan of sonic. All the lights and noises and zipping around the map...idk. just didn't speak to me.

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@Johnneh_80 Dude, meatloaf was such a good night. My grandma has us kids involved, and we would get to squish it all together with our hands, and then she would wrap the entire thing in BACON.

I mean...come ON. How could any kid not love that?!

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I'd be careful with that.
I can see a situation where your kid needs medical care in the future and you aren't around, they look at the chart and see "oh, he's due for his booster, might as well get that done since he's already vaccinated"

Your heart is in the right place, just be careful

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@PowerOwn45 Nope. I'm done voting for the lesser of two evils.
Never again.
And Rubio is NOT a conservative, he thinks Trump is doing a great job and likes his policies.

No. Hard pass on Rubio.

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@japan_nobunaga When you give over the safety and security of your family to the government, eventually you will have neither.

[Uncle Milty’s Ghost @his_eminence_j]

I voted for him three times considering the options, but I am thoroughly exhausted by this man. In my opinion, except for stopping illegal immigration, Trump 2.0 is a dismal failure. And I am SO SICK of this kind of childish behavior.

They don’t like him; that’s their right. He’s still their President and they are still US citizens.

He’s a public servant. He works for them.

They say the country gets the leaders it deserves. When both political parties suck to high heaven, we as a people have a lot of work to do on the quality of our society.

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@BenMaduka73522 @princemosud4 I believe odin possessed the gauntlet and all the stones at one point, and he scattered them. He's the one that put the soul stone on vormir and put in place the requirement for a sacrifice. At least...I remember reading something like that somewhere. I'm no expert tho

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@yowtfahhh

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@Sophiageorgex nah.
He will become Doom prior to meeting/caring about SpiderMan. I don't see how this could make sense.

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@RealEdFriendly the dude cant stop taking cues from DeSantis, but without the desire to actually follow through on the promises.

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@eatinerni i mean, yeah if i had to. when i was a truck driver, many of my only hot meals were ones that looked very similar to that. styrofoam container, cheesy carbs, usually some kind of vegetable, and wings, or meatloaf or chicken. i paid it, not sure it was worth it tho.

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I don't see how I will ever make money off of this platform. seems like you gotta be lucky and just hit a viral streak. as my grandma might say "he tripped and fell into a pile of money"

wouldn't that be nice.

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I called my best friend a few minutes ago. we talk a few times a week, and after a few minutes updating each other on our projects, i ask what hes up to. he says "ah, family is preparing my birthday dinner, so ive been banished to my office", and i was like "BRO! i forgot it was your birthday!"

he laughed and said that was the best thing he had heard all day. because he knew that i genuinely wanted to talk to him - i wasnt just calling out of some sense of obligation.

I thought about it, and hes absolutely right.

Im so lucky to have a best friend like him.