FakeJamieLarounis

Disclaimer: This account is a parody account and is not affiliated with Jamie Larounis in any way.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@YouWentWhere @RarelyOnThis @TravelFake @genter_t @fakerrpoints I’m about as flexible as uncooked spaghetti, but I’d do ANYTHING to write for TPG.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@fakerrpoints @AmericanAir I’d @ you but you yelled at me last time. 🥺

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@FakeAmericanAir @TravelFake @YouWentWhere I was helping my dear friend install a redneck cellphone tower at his inherited residence in Georgia. I was paid in soup and eggs Benedict.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@AmericanAir @Vedrini If y’all need PR help, let me know! Sitting around all day and twiddling my thumbs is getting old.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Celebrating the good news with some @KraftHeinzCo soup! Many thanks to my fan for her DM! #loveyoumom

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@fakerrpoints @carolinelupini @Forbes I was told that Forbes is a cocaine free workplace. I’m still trying to write for Brian given this unsettling information.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@TravelFake I was the source. Doh!

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Hey, @EatLiquidGold, when are you going to release your secret recipe?

[Cathay Pacific @cathaypacific]

Yet to try our famous Cathay Delight #mocktail or miss its taste at 30,000 ft? Now you can enjoy it at home! All you need is whole milk, coconut milk, kiwi juice, mint leaves and the final secret ingredient unveiled in our video 🍸

#TillWeFlyAgain #cocktailsathome #cheers

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@TravelFake

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@tmount @KerrPoints @fakerrpoints @KerrPoints I’m a little late to this, but if it helps you, I’ll @ Accenture again! Anything to help a brother out.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@fakerrpoints Dolores from Topeka is my biggest fan. She knows you well, @fakerrpoints!

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@AmericanAir @DFWAirport Check your DMs for my address. I like the maple @BushsBeans.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

This morning, I leaked the new @AmericanAir safety video to hundreds of my fans. I’d like to offer a sincere apology on behalf of American Airlines for not including @fakerrpoints and I in the video. This will take many bags of soup to make this right with me, @AmericanAir. 😡

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

I’m essential. At least that’s what I keep telling myself. 🥺

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Does anyone have a few N95 masks they can gift me? Not many good uses for gifted systemwide upgrades given the current events.

[FlyersRights.org @KendallFlyers]

@TravelFake @CharlesSchwab @TheFakeCabin Are you implying there's a silver lining to all this-?

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Desperate and hungy 🥺🥺🥺

[Fake Points Travel Blogger @TravelFake]

“Dear @CharlesSchwab, are you hiring? My credit card and Amazon affiliate income has decreased dramatically and Brian Kelly won’t return my calls. Please, I’m desperate. - Sincerely, @TheFakeCabin”

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Happy Easter, y'all! Thank you @AmericanAir for sending me sacramental bread. I'm still waiting on the Woodford...and soup.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@FakeAmericanAir @TravelFake I’d make an appearance, but I’m fully clothed :(

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

@AmericanAir answer me or you owe me more soup.

[FakeJamieLarounis @TheFakeCabin]

Hey @AmericanAir, @genter_t and I keep refreshing our AA apps and the my Executive Platinum expiration date is still in 2021. Not sure if this is a known issue but hopefully it gets rectified ASAP.