The Groutest

Lover of all things nerd.
A.D in film and TV.

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@jk_rowling As if he gives a fuck you daft twat he's got more chance of being our next PM than she does

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

You have to be a special kind of nobhead to bring your clubs and wear your golf clothes to Top Golf

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@MarkKaboly @PatMcAfeeShow The worst that can happen?
Wilson plays and sucks/gets injured and they parachute Fields back in and his confidence is shot and plays as such.
I think it's counter-productive to play mind games with a young player finding his feet on a new team.
Just my opinion.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate sorry to bother you but I noticed the novel you're reading has a photo from the film version on the cover instead of the original cover. So me and everyone else in this Waterstones cafe are going to kick fuck out you

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@NFLUKIRE @ChicagoBears The Fridge

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@elonmusk You're outwardly pro-Trump, as is Fox and OAN. Yet you clutch your pearls and claim MSM bias if another news agency does the same for the Dems!
You either lack self awareness or you're a hippocrocrite. Which is it?

[Horatio Gould @HoratioTheGould]

Disappointing Final Words

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@FloellaBenjamin Happy birthday xx

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@big_monkeyball I knew plenty who were either "butch" or "effeminate" despite what they were born as. Times change man. If it makes them happy who the fuck are we to stop them?

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@NoContextBrits My last colonoscopy

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

@elonmusk Oh so he'll be reversing all the book bans in the south then?

[NFL UK & Ireland @NFLUKIRE]

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[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

England striker Raheem Sterling is weighing up a transfer to Manchester United or face a season training with the reserves for Chelsea. It would be a humiliating fall from grace, playing with other rejects and no chance of silverware, if he does decide to go to United

[Literally Heather @Shouse34]

Y'all....The people's faces in the background and Peter Griffins voice has killed me. ☠️☠️☠️

[Monkey Tilt @MonkeyTilt]

Watching Spanish Olympic beach volleyball and there’s already been a wrist injury…

Hopefully I’m ok by tomorrow

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Highest wall socket I've seen in a while. Could be wall mounted air con or maybe a plug in downflow heater. Very frustrating not knowing the origin story

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I demand that Mars Inc. reveal their market research that led them to scrap Topic while keeping Bounty. I have never in my life seen anyone eat a Bounty, or comment, "mmm, I fancy a Bounty". It's the injustice of the century.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a kid, I found a Marshall Ward catalogue in the loft and used to wank to the underwear models. Turns out my Mum kept it as she was one of them. Still carry the scars at 45 years old.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver on Project 2025 and a second Trump term.

I was going to clip this segment out into shorter sections but decided to keep it together because it's too important and, frankly, it should terrify you.

[The Groutest @TheGroutest]

Kane is a square peg in a round hole in this England team. Play Watkins who can chase down the ball and high press along with Saka, Bellingham and we might see better from Foden.
Use Kane as a sub for the last half hour if we need a goal.