David Hyland

Dream Big. Fly Far. Crash Hard-JSam

[David Hyland @TheHylandLyfe]

How do pinned tweets work?

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Everyone please, for the sake of all that is good in the world, do not use Facebook Watch

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@SLOPSLOPSLOP So says the jawn over here

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@SLOPSLOPSLOP I'm still trying to figure out wtf jawn means

[David Hyland @TheHylandLyfe]

Not sure what jerry's going for here. But I'm on board (also on a first name basis with jerry)

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

At one point I was thinking about an invention of the Pop Tart movie.
Imagine the drunk
on sugar-power
Kellogg’s cereal culture of the mid-60’s in Battle Creek, MI.
That’s a vibe I could work with.

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I want one of my tweets to go viral just so I can make a witty "don't have a soundcloud but..." follow up tweet

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Dang it, wanted to see #CrazyRichAsians tonight, theatre said one guy bought all the tix for #GoldOpen and then put his jeans through the wash

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Unpopular opinion: Van Helsing is better than Lady Bird

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@SLOPSLOPSLOP The only thing that ever snuck into my apt building was a homeless guy. Also very Boulder

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

So you're saying there's a chance #Oscars

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@SLOPSLOPSLOP @ErikHyland1 They found Ed three days later living under a bridge and high as a kite. Welcome to Colorado

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@realjonoliver @dannncing

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Dirty Dancing reboot called "Dirty Doxxing"

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There aren't any magazines out there for those of us who want Better Homes but are already content with our Gardens

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Learn more about window covering safety: https://t.co/bDglWaqhFA #GoCordless #SaturdayMorningGroove

[David Hyland @TheHylandLyfe]

These post-it notes smell great

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@SLOPSLOPSLOP Zenith is fire

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One the main rules of renting an apt is "don't paint the rental", but I've been one for rules

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