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@MembaWhenU @Polymarket Theres a squirrel in my tree that I know calls me a douchbag all the time

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@theliamnissan He got bit by a vampire with aids (Steve Bannon) in April 2025 and the effects are increasing

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@FounderEric My bootstrap company is doing very badly. Everyone told me we need more bootstrapping and now I’m fucked

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Sell this tweet to the highest bidder, aim for $1000 minimum.

Next month, do the same but because you’ve now built a history of selling high quality tweets for top-dollar, you charge more. After 3 months, you’re making $5000+ for each sold tweet, meaning you can post them less, constricting supply and further raising the value.

Don’t over complicate it. This is a easy way to earn at least $1000 a month if done right

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@Leif_Matttson @FoodProfessor Now Tim Hortons is the kind of place you go to get pinkeye

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@DuvalMagic WAS IT FROM THE FUTURE THOUGH??

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@goodweedytwine I just sold my maple syrup ETFs at a HUGE loss

Calling this a sticky situation is the understatement of the goddamn willennium

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@BenRabidoux * takes glasses off slowly *

“It’s almost as if throttling businesses and adding layers and layers of ideology and bureaucracy has hampered productivity? How.. how can that BE!? Quick! Raise taxes and make a land acknowledgement” -Canadian Government

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@EricBalchunas @Super70sSports I lost an uncle to quicksand. More recently my neighbors daughter. Took her in ‘23

Thank the lord you live in a place where you can walk confidently and not have to carry a leather whip with you at all times

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This is called perspective, he’s farther away. Another debunked theory. Here’s how it works:

When something moves farther away, it takes a smaller visual angle (angular size) at your eye. The apparent size shrinks roughly in inverse proportion to the distance

You just got out Micked my son

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@CourtneyWRocket @witchesflight Honestly though I thought the same thing. It made me laugh. Obviously it was a python. I’m nerd alerting myself too.

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@CourtneyWRocket @witchesflight Nerd alert 🚨

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@MickWest Parallax? More like paraNUTZ cause you just tea bagged these UFO dorks

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@mcuban @BrentAWilliams2 I would be thrilled if the healthcare system provided us with free chicken

Chicken prices are too high and chicken is delicious

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@Alexfeinberg Next time join the party baby. The water’s nice, grab those twizzlers and cmon in

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@Benaskren Wild.

Did you ever find what might have “caused” it or is it just one of those freak things that could hit anyone?

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@Buckingham_Show @HockleyTyson Haha are you defending racism?

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@devingannon Devin, give us a break. It’s Tofino or bust

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@Tradermayne Not in my hood. We’re a pharmasave family over here on the island

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@cryptolaanie Holy shit. Sorry to hear.

I appreciate your honesty. It sounds so scary.

Are there treatments for your cancer elsewhere in the world?