Mark Larson

Actuary by day, announcer by night

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Yes I would.

[Mark Larson @TheMLBaby]

@CartuneNetwerk @DJRTistic @FlyoutChase Yep, and no one needed to buy the single because by then everyone had the album. IIRC single sales were a big part of chart position

[Mark Larson @TheMLBaby]

@REFLOG18

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Mark Larson @TheMLBaby]

@SunnyLedfurd Remember dudes going over to the girl dorms with an acoustic guitar ready to play the intro to Satellite?

[carz @Carzonfye]

I just don’t get it, you could literally read a book every day until you die and not even scratch the surface of what’s been written. The bottleneck has never been quantity, who is demanding more poorly written crap

[Mark Larson @TheMLBaby]

Arky Vaughan, the underrated Hall of Famer (with lots of math!)

https://t.co/DWrfCawiwZ

[blue @bluewmist]

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

[Mark Larson @TheMLBaby]

@DragonflyJonez Ostertag owes him a cut

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Someone mentioned that they'd love to see a Prince biopic. But the challenge in doing one is that you're up against an already existing extremely good Prince movie that actually starred Prince at his peak.

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

The 95 Indians had a 600 home run guy, two 500 home run guys, a 50 home run in one season (with 50 doubles) guy, a .300 hitting catcher, the third best leadoff hitter of the 90s, a platinum glove-caliber shortstop with 2800 career hits, and Dave Winfield sitting on the bench.

[Swarthy Swabian @MuKuDk2]

I would have made very different life choices had someone informed me that piloting a cow ferry was a career option.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

before buying something online, ask yourself: do I want to get an email from this company for the rest of my life?

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

Some dad somewhere:

“These guys just don’t hit .365 anymore. In my day, Jimmy Johnson Cooternickel was a true hitter.”

This is why they don’t hit .365, Ron.

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Top 10 Sports Naps

1. Masters Sunday
2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB)
3. NFL Draft Day 3
4. Rainy MLB Summer Day
5. NFL Combine in the background
6. Olympics in the background
7. Masters Saturday
8. Saturday before Selection Sunday
9. Jan 1st Bowl Games
10. Daytona 500

[Underdog @Underdog]

MLB’s longest active on-base streak is 42 games.

MLB’s longest active scoreless innings streak, among starting pitchers, is 22.2 IP.

Shohei Ohtani holds both.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before