LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach

professional beer league baller | Christ is King | Priest | journalist for USChess and I provide life coaching at high prices

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

Little sally walker walking down the street she didn’t know what to do so she stopped in front of me saying bawitdaba dabang dabang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[💖 @hateisdead]

am i crazy if i sign up for love island knowin my dick lil ?

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@ItsGutsNotGatsu @howlongondaboat Yeah it was fine idk about worst movie ever made that shits got me crying lol

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

My wife, date night after 6+ years of quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. She thinks the shitty service is because of covid. I haven’t told her covid is over. I keep her locked up.

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@s0upworld Doc had just gotten some Olive Garden catered by a pharma rep before you walked in lol

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

Every guy on twitter rn with a shit dick and no stroke game: the vibrator is a tool, it’s your teammate!

Me:

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@Matt27478972556 @aashisjo Nah bro I kinda mean that shit like I think that you genuinely deserve unimaginable suffering, but, in the meantime, you can lick my nuts

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@LPJonesy1986 @Matt27478972556 @aashisjo Just the one licking boots and my nutsack 😝😝

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@LPJonesy1986 @Matt27478972556 @aashisjo Lick my nuts loser

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@Matt27478972556 @aashisjo I really hate that it is bullshit fake bots/morons like you all over social media that have normalized denying this literal world ending cascade of catastrophes. Eat my shit and I hope your family runs out of water and perishes first

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

My team was doing this exact play over and over in 4s today except I’d miss the 3 everytime

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

This style of offense is unstoppable.

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@LordJunior12 @Heat_Muse There is not a single soul alive that thinks the LeBron Heat were NOT a super team, you wanna be mad at a person that doesn’t exist lmao

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

we have a lot of fun on here but if the Knicks win the Finals I will kill myself and livestream it

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@ReeeRaptor @expired_grl Everyone said it felt like percs that’s why tried it. Is that 7OH shit safe? I’ve never heard of it

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@ReeeRaptor @expired_grl Oh wait I misread that, are you telling me this admin is the one regulating kratom? That’s crazy lol

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@ReeeRaptor @expired_grl “Until 2026” of course lmfao I hadn’t heard about this but completely unsurprising

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

@ReeeRaptor @expired_grl I’ve read most suppliers have basically dog shit quality, I’ve personally tried it once at a low dose and then a high dose and I didn’t feel anything and I’ve never taken opiates except once after a surgery like a decade ago

[LitBowlChess - Licensed Mental Coach @TheMarxMachine]

Wemby really is my cousin this guy rules

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )