Cassandra

Seeing reality and looking the other way. A humor blogger trying to get through to my next delusion.

[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

Me to 6yo: Now hold onto this balloon tightly. Really tight. Like, as tight as mama holds onto her phone.

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Studying Spanish at 10:00pm. Must be hockey season.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Some people do "air guitar."
Some people do "air drums."
I specialize in "air doing my job."

[〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise]

Angry people like me are very grateful that some people aren't afraid of angry people like me.

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Bad Thoughts about Good People https://t.co/jdFO7DhjZ2

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Throwdown Thursday: Testing Trouble https://t.co/Yy27QwOAg3

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Throwdown Thursday: Too Many Meds? https://t.co/GPCOTnfFph

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Head First into the Pool of Contestants https://t.co/SWnKuV28vF

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Throwdown Thursday: In Jeopardy? https://t.co/fHOyX3LYhk

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Throwdown Thursday: Should I take away the ex's key?
https://t.co/yB1R8dKFzz

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

6 Signs Your Son Is Entering #Puberty – https://t.co/sgd1Cn7GW3 @TheNextDelusion

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Throwdown Thursday: A Key Takeaway? https://t.co/UhXd1WPxqA

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

If by "death from above" you mean tree pollen, then yes. I'm familiar.

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

What are they teaching our children? https://t.co/GhAtm6SkDf

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I hate when you are on a conference call and can't find anything interesting to read on the internet.

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Momus ponders self-esteem https://t.co/GhAtm6SkDf

[Cassandra @TheNextDelusion]

Self-Serve Self-Esteem https://t.co/aVVmEhTFsv

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

My enthusiasm over setting my personal best drive time for my commute to work quickly vanished when I realized I was, in fact, at work.

[Allen and the Allens @commuter_haiku]

*loses an extra
hour trying to change the clock
on the microwave*

[Allen and the Allens @commuter_haiku]

I'm at the age where, whenever I injure part of my body, I automatically assume, "well, that's just how that's going to feel forever now."