The Poor Paesano

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see.

We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas.

We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last night, Donald Trump, our pathological liar-in-chief, said:

“Every single promise I made to you as a candidate, I’ve delivered on. I’ve delivered on everything.”

Really?

Well, let’s go down the list.

Since becoming president again, Trump promised:

✅ $5,000 DOGE dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $2,000 tariff dividend checks. A lie.
✅ $1,000+ checks by repealing ACA subsidies. A lie.
✅ A 10% cap on credit card interest rates. A lie.
✅ “The lowest drug prices in the world.” A lie.
✅ $2 a gallon gas. A lie.
✅ An end to inflation “starting on Day One.” A lie.
✅ An end to “endless wars.” A lie.

And now, after all of those lies, Trump wants you to believe that he will give every American adult a $5,000 check - but only if the Republicans win the midterms.

No. I don’t think so. The Trump Administration is not about helping working families. It’s about giving a trillion dollars in tax breaks to the 1% and throwing 15 million Americans off the health care they have.

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

You've gotta get past your past or Yesterday will dominate u today! Your Past is not who or what u are, you're Past your Past! Now leave it and Believe it was the thing that propelled u into your true destiny. You’re Past due baby. Let’s go. #COACHPRIME

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

The new school year is almost here. A hungry child cannot really concentrate on learning.
We have to feed our children so our future is not under educated.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

i've started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i've had enough.

[Arti Shah @TechByArti]

ChatGPT has quietly built a file on you. You've never seen most of what's in it.

Every message you send feeds it. It studies your patterns to map your personality and habits, things you never actually told it.

Here are 15 prompts to pull up everything it has on you, and wipe what you never agreed to:

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Brooks Whale X 🐋 @BrooksWhaleX]

A home theater installer walked into his friend's apartment, looked at his $1,500 Samsung TV for 5 seconds, and said:

"You have never actually seen what this TV can do."

He changed 9 settings in 12 minutes. The picture looked like a different television.

Here is every setting he changed: 🧵

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

He is Pedophile.

[scar @imfat]

It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having confidence.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Interview time: 10:00 AM
Candidate arrived: 10:30 AM

Boss: "Pass. Lateness is very unprofessional for medical doctors."

HR almost moved on. Almost.

But HR asked one question: "Why did you arrive 30 minutes late?"

Candidate: "You think I'm late because I don't respect your time?"

Boss replied, "Of course. Patients can't afford to wait even a minute. Punctuality is our number one priority for saving lives."

The candidate continued...

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

Some people never find it

Some only pretend, but me?

Hell, I just want to live happily ever after

Every now and then

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

We all gonna die, be humble.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Life is a circle of happiness, sadness, hard times, good times. If you're going through hard times, have faith good times will come.

[Vino @15x0xx]

Wife or not, priorities come first 😭🤷