Crazy Quads

Ageless woman of a certain age. Wine enthusiast.

[Crazy Quads @TheRealCatScha]

@StevieVanZandt My sister dated him back in the 80s. He was a fun guy.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Please retweet if your home or office wasn't searched today by the Federal Bureau of Investigation pursuant to a warrant issued by a federal judge upon a showing of probable cause.

[Crazy Quads @TheRealCatScha]

@DavidCornDC I'd rather see him prosecuted for sedition.

[Jez @Jez1]

Planet Fitness is the Walmart of gyms

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

HOT MIC MOMENT: After clashing with GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, Dr. Fauci was caught muttering, "what a moron," followed by "Jesus Christ."

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Swearing is how I relax, fuckface.

[jericho larson @jericho_lah]

I've decided to start intermittent fatting.

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

Computer keyboards should have a removable crumb tray, like toaster ovens.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

The top 400 richest people in the United States pay 8.2% in taxes, while the middle class gets screwed.

RT if you agree it's time to #TaxTheRich

Video by @ReallyAmerican1 host @ChipFranklin

[Crazy Quads @TheRealCatScha]

@goldengateblond It's so hard to lose your fur family. Lost my beautiful golden Cody in June and I still cry every day.

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

I just saw a toddler win a cash prize in a martial arts contest. Tyke Won Dough

[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

Be with someone who promises to give you laugh lines when you’re old.

[WryBry @WryBry]

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had on Crocs.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I'm thankful for cell phones because carrying around 85,626 photos of my dog in my wallet wouldn't be easy.

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: i’m sick of working from home

company: come back into the office

me: ok that is not what i meant

[Crazy Quads @TheRealCatScha]

This was so good! I laughed, I cried. Highly recommend!

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

The One Where They Get Back Together. Stream comedy like Friends: The Reunion and more on HBO Max.

[Stacey @skittle624]

I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.

I have never in my life remembered it.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

I'd love to see someone introduce a bill to "Save All Cute Puppies," just to see which 2 Republican Senators will vote against it.

You know they will.