@TheRealDrax

Working miracles at Maidenhead United FC despite bad luck, injuries, poor referees and a shoestring budget. AGM Cup Winner 2012. I never question myself at all.

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You know what to do, @realalandev.

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YEEEEESSSS #YetAnotherTrophy #GreatAchievement #AgainstTheOdds #OnAShoestring #Brandy #Cigars #JonathanJonathanHippolyte #TheEnd

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Hope to bow out with a cup for the real fans. Won't be easy. Aylesbury have a big budget and we've had lots of bad luck and injuries lately.

[Chairman Griff @ChairmanGriff]

Bit of a setback on the manager front. Our number one target has turned out to be a fictional character.

[Maidenhead United @MaidenheadUtd]

@TheRealDrax gunning for victory this afternoon @MaidenheadAds #FDXV

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I see @GroundHopperEsq has been moaning about Alan Devonshire. Sticking the boot into managers must be an easy job.

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Massive game for Berkshire's finest today. (at York Road). And elsewhere, good luck to Arsenal at Wembley.

[Chairman Griff @ChairmanGriff]

This guy has turned up for an interview. Not sure who he is.

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Frustrating day trying to find a new manager who fits the bill. Disney are refusing us permission to talk to Donald Duck.

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RBWM yet to comment on whether the "York Road Opportunity Area" was named after a poll of visiting Conference South sides. #3points

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Not happy with Hayes. Don't they know we hold a monopoly on lame excuses about financial constraints? @handyutd @MaidenheadAds

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There are no excuses for that 3-0 drubbing tonight. But we're confident we can come up with some by Thursday. @MaidenheadAds

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http://t.co/G8baOabTsg

"Drax calls the shots"

The chairman knows the score.

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Half time team talk: "MICHAEL MALCOLM JUST F*CKING SCORED AGAINST YOU"

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We'll be celebrating twice as hard as @CambridgeUtdFC if we achieve 0-0 at home tomorrow.

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Appreciating the support of the MMS at this difficult time. Whoever they are.

[ɢᴏ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴏʀ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ @gomadstopcaring]

@TheRealDrax Such a shame for poor little Mhead. Downer, Nicholls, Green, Pritchard etc gave it their best, but the moneybags team progress.

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Good result for the neutrals tonight. No one will want to miss @NorthFerribyUtd waving wads of cash at @FarnboroughFC.

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Griff says he'd sign Messi if he had €220M. All well and good, but would he get into our team? We don't just play anyone here.

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Using the element of surprise with today's team sheet. #HeDoesWhatHeWants #JonathanJonathanHippolyte