The NBA totally designed that bejeweled champs shirt for Wemby.
Prior years had “Champions” in gold + the winning team’s colors on it. Adam Silver couldn’t even be bothered to make a version with orange & blue just in case Wemby choked.
Knicks didn’t just take the Finals. We took their damn shirt too.
Don’t let the pressure of the World stop you from praising Jesus, whoever denies him in front of others, he will deny in front of the Father who is In heaven.
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life
The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
Iman Shumpert (who hasn’t played for the Knicks in 11 years and won an NBA title with a different team) partying in the streets in his own Knicks jersey.
Only in New York.
City Hall announces another Knicks watch party capacity 5,000 at Bryant Park
Free, registration required
This is in addition to Wollman Rink and Brooklyn Bowl
Let this be a life lesson. No matter what you did in your past, it means nothing. When you wake up in the morning the score is 0-0. Another chance to be better.
Love seeing Fat Joe there. He loves basketball with all his heart. His teams at Rucker were not to be messed with.
Terror Squad was one of the great New York City teams, led by Kareem Reid and arguably the greatest streetball coach ever, Mousey.
Eventually the story will be told of Fat Joe’s impact on basketball and the culture. Fat Joe is a multi time EBC Champion - a real accomplishment in putting the proper team together and a commitment to a winning CULTURE.
He was never there for show, he wanted to win. He deserves the ultimate respect in the basketball community. He shaped an era that helped develop the game into what it has become today.
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.