Steven Masters

democracy is not gerrymandering, superdelegates, and the electoral college.

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

I'd rather die living, than live dying.

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

Hey @PortlandPolice I'm no detective but I can hear lots of fireworks in North Portland...Does the police association prevent you from enforcing laws? #donothingsquad

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

I just re-downloaded twitter so I could share this with @Oatmeal

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

.@WSECU cannot be more disappointed in the new Bill Pay. 2nd month in a row they haven't delivered my mortgage payment on time. Will have to find a new CU/Bill Pay service if this continues.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

it's not your birthday

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

Millennials and Gen Z: dying from depression, homelessness, nonliving wages, mass shootings, poor healthcare, etc

Boomers: Walk it off, snowflakes.

Millennials and Gen Z: *calls coronavirus Boomer Remover*

Boomers: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE ARE DYING

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

@FredTJoseph @TorithePickle Kate is barely holding it together 🤣

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

55 years ago today, we were beaten, tear gassed, and trampled by horses. I thought I saw death. I thought I was going to die. I don't know how I made it back, but I know we cannot rest. We cannot become weary. We must keep pushing and pulling and find a way to get in the way.

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

@JFiegs02 When can you come visit the best coast? PDX has a lot that might be better. You’re welcome anytime

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

@NWSPortland Got out and skied it...it was glorious today!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Not on our watch. Abortion is a constitutional right—period. To the hypocritical Republicans who claim to love "small government": No, we will not let you take away women's constitutional right to control their own bodies.

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

@TorithePickle Also the rampant princess misogyny 🙎🏼‍♂️

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

@TorithePickle But what about the adult humor?

[Steven Masters @TheSteveMasters]

Stoked to find these in my parents basement...now I need the VCR 🤦🏼‍♂️ @jasonlevinthal

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

I hear from different sources that many youth climate activists travelling to the UN Youth Climate Summit have not been given US visas in time for their travel.

If you could start to interact under this tweet, maybe journalists and others can help you speed up the process.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

If I said Mexicans were rapists, my career would be over.

If I said Nazis were good people, my career would be over.

If I bragged about sexual assault, my career would be over.

If I said I was the chosen one, I would be institutionalized.

I’m a fucking actor.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

This is how far we've fallen. Foreign governments are issuing travel warnings about visiting the United States.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This entire Presidency is a hate crime.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Fossil fuel subsidies: $649 billion a year
Tax cuts for the rich: $180 billion a year
Pentagon spending: $718 billion a year

Don’t tell me we don’t have enough money to afford a #GreenNewDeal or #MedicareforAll

We do not suffer from scarcity in this country
We suffer from greed

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

“What have I, or those I represent, to do with your national independence? This Fourth of July is yours, not mine…There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of these United States at this very hour.”
- Frederick Douglass

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Save this for when someone says to you, "bUt tEIL mE wHy hE ShOuLd bE ImPeAcHeD."

Here's a bevy, a plethora, a veritable cornucopia of ex-federal prosecutors who make it plain...

“If you or I did what President Trump did, we would be facing prison.”