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Looting coordinator @ Waitrose & Morrisons.

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@christiancalgie 🤢🤮

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@LBC You're right Jobby, it's all made up.

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@SKinnock Maybe electricity should be cheaper.

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If employers see it as beneficial then why do we need a law to force employers to do it? Things that are beneficial to employers will be done voluntarily by employers. Therefore the insistence that there be a law to force it is an insistence that employers do not see it as beneficial....

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@nypost Fake news.

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@davidofsussex Errrrrrr....

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@RussianEmbassy Turn your effing transponders on bitch.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Hydration break

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Dallas, we have a problem.

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@SkyNews The monomaniacal Kim Reaper.

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@LadyRebecca_1 Lol

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Bugger

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@Ameer_Kotecha I'd rather have the sinister and self serving Humphrey Appleby than some Dadaist performance artists.

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@TheTVGrump @WigToday Film Actor's Guild

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Crikey!

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@DAaronovitch @GoodwinMJ Sounds great. Because he's an evil scumbag.

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@GBPolitcs @LBC Why are they here then? Other countries are available. How about Germany? They had a good 20th century, might have another goodie.

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@vulpine2020 @David__Osland We only had one theatre at my school, I'm totally triggered 🙁. We did have several 'Eton Fives' courts though. He didn't mention the Fives, or the Raquets.

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@richardintheuk @JeremyVineOn5 In the good old days they had their own household from birth and private tutors. Thomas More, those kind of characters.

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@TrishHodkinson Yes.