The Great Vanilla Simp

They call me Van Simpson. Mostly irrelevant, mostly square. Unremarkably unmentionable.

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@DefiantLs "Listen shitbag, I am!" ~Whacky Fruitcake

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@lporiginalg HOA dispute?

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@MorEdge_Insight Bullseye after 69 complete misses? Follow it up with 175 complete misses? That's a crap shoot, not impressive. Tiktoktard generation.

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@bruce_barrett Your carbon is boring bullshit though

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@Jim80502816 Is this a joke?

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@MattWalshBlog We were already bummed by pure CGI movies.

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@stats_feed Roger that

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@MeasuredLevels @michaeljburry Excellent

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@AOC Kinda looks staged, tbh. However, attacking you jackasses physically is wholly inappropriate, we need to vote you out. You're both super attractive, also, which is funny. How bizarre.

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Self Driving Abominations

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@DefiantLs But why!?! 🤣

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@ClaireFosterPHD Really hard to imagine how you're on the right side of history calling fentanyl overdoses medicine while lambasting cheeseburgers.

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@ClownWorld I wish nobody would ask me if I was lost and feeble minded. It's annoying.

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@GovPressOffice Does the social media team think this resonates with somebody?

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@GarandThumb1 How can you be so confident about that? 😉

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@RonDeSantis Kevin Gates 2 Phones

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@bradlander Aw, you're not in on the joke ☹️

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@SpacBobby @michaeljburry Pyramid of Circles

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@GavinNewsom No need to disenfranchise California voters then, in the name of democracy, right?

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@GovPressOffice So California won't redraw its districts then, right? You liars most certainly will. You'll be the 'threat to democracy' without hesitation.