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Sandra: “I think you’re cool, Elon Musk.” Me: “Sandra, that was mean.”

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These two really up there arguing over who sucks Israeli dick better

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“1200 Israelis”
“Far too many Palestinians”

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Kamala Harris: growing up, my mother’s best friend was a small business.

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@goblinpuck Barbie 2: out of pocket

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@astrpt Not since high school!

Can confirm it rules though

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This movie either sucks or is the best ever and I’m excited to find out!

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My favorite scene in Pirates of the Caribbean?

Probably the one where Orlando brags to Captain Jack about how he did a bad job of building the jail cells.

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They should make a Die Hard sequel set at a high school party called Can’t Hardly Die

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Is this anything? The Virgin Suicide Squad.

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I’m allergic to epi-pens. That’s why I have to carry two.

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Ice Cube’s son O’Shea Jackson jr drinks all his drinks neat.

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A goat cheese salad.

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I just can’t imagine that Stephen Spielberg had a childhood that was interesting enough to be the subject of a Stephen Spielberg film.

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@Uber_Support Your DM says the same thing the last one did. “Aww that sucks that that happened! Wish it didn’t, but our billion dollar company just can’t spare the cash right now”

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@Novusnow I have to teach a class over zoom this afternoon. Be nice if I didn’t have to cancel on my students because of this.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/y40JCO4knK

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@GladsonRylan America's cool great uncle with the whitest teeth on the block!

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@katkatshall I have no defense against this. Now that you know, use this info only for good.

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So my townhouse complex is shutting off the water intermittently for the next 7 days. Currently on hour 4 of no water on day 1. Kinda seems like a bad call during lockdown, especially since they gave us 1 day’s notice.