TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi)

Interviews with my favourite comedians (and other distractions)
Kept alive by the #NHS since 2009.

[TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi) @TheWeurd]

This is a public service announcement - for anyone who has @skytv @NOWTV - my mates @AspergersAreUs series is currently running. If you want a real look at #comedians on tour who happen to be Autistic, no sad music and no bravery mentioned - this is for you ⚠️ @cardiffcomhub

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Happy birthday Phil Hartman. He would've been 76 years old today. 🕊️

You might remember him from such characters like…

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We have made the difficult decision to ban both Tommy Robinson and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon from the greater #Sandford area

This is for #TheGreaterGood

[Anita Shaw @doLLy_chicken]

Fabulous first birthday at @WeAreCraftRep this week! 🥳🎂Thanks to our fabulous comedians @JeffJapers Josh Elton, James Dunn and Andrea Woollard plus our wonderful audience 🙌

[Anita Shaw @doLLy_chicken]

It’s our first birthday @WeAreCraftRep on Tuesday with #awardwinning comedian @JeffJapers with support from @RobHughes50 James Dunn and Andrea Woollard! Tix https://t.co/mwjioCYBML

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. https://t.co/MrkhxmiZPZ

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

Today we remember John Smith who died thirty years ago. I remember being with him the night before he died when he ended his speech with "all we ask is the opportunity to serve." John's whole life was a testimony to the nobility of public service.

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

Oh, for goodness sake.

It doesn’t matter if you disagree with me about Khan. You’re fully entitled to disagree & that’s fine.

I follow & am followed by tonnes of people I don’t agree with on some topics. I’ve never yet met anyone who I’ve agreed with 100% on everything.

I’m utterly politically homeless. So simply because I disagree with someone on one side, it does NOT follow that I agree with the other side either.

Didn’t we all learn this basic stuff at primary school?

[TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi) @TheWeurd]

@KarenMcLeod_ @MuswellPress 💚

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Sat down to have a great chat with my longtime comic friend @MrLennySchmidt about comedy, touring, and how the Chicago guys in LA always knew where the party was! https://t.co/Y3NQvtRJqF

[Charlotte Church @charlottechurch]

I wish I didn’t have to write this

I am an artist, not a politician, and would rather speak through creative action than explanatory text

But I find that for several reasons, I must respond to accusations and smears made against me these last couple of weeks

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[TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi) @TheWeurd]

@Henlips You left an indelible mark on their hearts, Henry.

[TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi) @TheWeurd]

@Henlips What a great cause 👏 I will certainly support where I can 🖤

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Not only a good cause, but a great performer doing a show and launching his book. Next Sunday afternoon. Highly recommend this if you live in LA!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Christmas as a 12-year-old carer looking after Mum https://t.co/XzGDc84UY3

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

Series 3 of Comedy Central Live will showcase 40 more comedians from January. Full line-up here: https://t.co/cbtdjLVJmY

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.

I want to see if this image I found on google described as
'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk

Donate here: https://t.co/oQIZdFHRqX

[TheWeirdNucleus (sophia salmassi) @TheWeurd]

@Henlips @keaneofcomedy I'm so happy for Patrick!

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Fun screening tonight in OC. The hilarious @keaneofcomedy has a great new pilot:

[Tracey Thorn @tracey_thorn]

Fucksake, no I DON'T want to go on the radio to discuss whether I find it hard to remember my song lyrics now I'm so ancient, thanks for asking