Chelsea

Lukewarm compliance hot takes from a regional compliance specialist/enthusiast

International market compliance specialist @cisco

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

I *loathe* the stupid bouncing icon on Mac. Jfc I know there's an update, I have purposefully chosen not to care

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected @taylorswift13 as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

One sec, let me grab some popcorn whilst I watch a snake eat its own tail

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

@wellhydrated I love the middle one— it's so good. I'd also suggest:
Isntree sunscreen stick: good for reapplying
Etude Moisture Sun Cream: good for dry skin
LiveTinted Hueguard: *excellent* physical sunscreen with no whitecast

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

@wellhydrated If you need someone to give you way more information than you ever wanted about Asian skincare hit me up 🫡

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

@wellhydrated oh yes

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

dungarees/overalls are strictly for the female gaze

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

@intoverflow Noooo Tim, I didn't know you were a Swiftie! You should have told me 😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Ben McKenzie @ben_mckenzie]

Think of crypto like subprime, but dumber.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@elonmusk America literally invented free speech, and the First Amendment prohibits an advertiser from pulling ads. It is sad that people have clearly never read the Declaration of Independence

[Chelsea @The_ChelC]

@wellhydrated Dozens of AAA batteries

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Happy rain season to all those who celebrate

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is time.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Can't stop thinking about how Central Washington once was a swampland inhabited by miniature horses, which is why it was the perfect location to film this nature documentary.