Offering £70m + Gareth Bale for Raheem Sterling is the equivalent of trying to buy a Zinger Box Meal for £1.04 + Manchester United midfielder Fred.
The sheer audacity of it.
So I put a picture up saying that you wouldn’t think I was going Alton towers for 1 night because of the size of my bag n this is what I woke up to, literally can’t stop listening to it and it’s been 5 days
Anyone who hasn’t seen this, I URGE you to change all your plans & watch it immediately. One of my all time favourites. Paddy Considine & @ShadyMeadows at their finest.
There’s a supervisor at my work that goes in to the toilet after cunts have been in for more than 5 minutes to smell if they’ve done a shite or if they were skiving. Get me oot ae here pronto incase a get promoted to chief jobby smeller
Offer Ole and his coaches the jobs full time. He's had 17 games, won 14, drawn two and lost one. MUFC have won every away games under him. He's earned it. And send his wife some flowers for looking after their 3 kids while he works away in sunnier climes. Ole's at the wheel!