Thomas Flores

DadGang | Texans

[Thomas Flores @ThomasEst93]

❤️‍🔥

[Victoria Flores 🖤 @VictoriaLiraMUA]

a day late because I forget this app exists, but hbd to me ✨

[AB @AB84]

Because he’s ASS AF at football?

[K3 @kamari_lassiter]

i’m done talking

[Robin Adams @theotherRobin19]

@MLFootball @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL A big fuck you for calling an autism diagnosis "heartbreaking"

-a parent of an autistic child

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

That S2 Cognition test was right about CJ Stroud

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Dear Texans offense,

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Houston Texans defense trying to carry CJ Stroud to a Playoff victory

[Underdog @Underdog]

CJ Stroud trying to complete a pass beyond 6 yards

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“CJ we have the best defense in the NFL. Just don’t turn the ball over”

CJ Stroud:

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

CJ Stroud with a trip to the AFC Championship game on the line

[Thomas Flores @ThomasEst93]

CJ Stroud
#HTownMade

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Kamari Lassiter on Jalen Pitre on @gmfb:

“First we’re gunna start w/ the guardian cap. When he first popped out with it, we were like 5 ‘what you doing.’ But then he started making plays in it, & now he the guardian cap king. 5 the best in the world. He’s literally the best in the world. He has game on top of game on top of game. There’s nothing he can’t do.”

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Goalpost moving on Texans playoff wins by the public & opposing fanbases so far:

Browns

-Before: Flacco is an MVP candidate, will torch you. Best defense in the league.
-After: You beat an old Joe Flacco who sucks, and the defense was injured and on the road.

Chargers

-Before: Best defense in the league. Herbert is elite.
-After: The defense actually sucks, and Herbert has no WRs, no OL, no RB, and no OC.

Steelers

-Before: Aaron Rodgers is the GOAT, will dice you up. DK is a freak.
-After: Rodgers is a 42-year-old man and DK is trash.

[Derek Stingley Jr. @stingjr]

24 - zero catches
4 - zero catches
2 - zero catches / pick 6
5 - zero catches / almost every TFL

[John Doe @JohnDoe0410283]

@kamari_lassiter Kamari Lassiter reading that tweet

[Speakeasy @speakeasytlkshw]

"This Texans team will go as far as they want to"

– @EmmanuelAcho holds this Texans defense in high esteem, even calling them "generational" following their Wildcard victory over the Steelers

WE ARE LIVE RIGHT NOW, SO COME JOIN THE CHAT ➡️ https://t.co/5uGpIvea1I

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

RT this if your team made the playoffs 🎉🎉🎉

[Landry Locker @LandryLocker]

Kamari Lassiter playing in his final college game in a non-playoff bowl game shows what he’s about. It also looks even more impressive when you see some of these mid players opting out of bowl games. Revisiting Kirby Smart’s praise of Lassiter.

[James Roy @JamesRoyNFL]

“God is the greatest. The Texans defense is maybe second.”

-Jalen Pitre with a quote for the ages

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Sweet sweet victory!