Adam Tiouririne

Executive communication advisor; 2016 @BPolitics language analyst; obsessive roadtripper | [email protected]

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@abdulamemon @NickZararis / Now they wanna make the Game Stop cuz I got the goods

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@littlekeegan @gregory_b Good call. "Sarah Bales Ryan" makes me worry about why you cut Ryan into cubes for efficient storage

And congratulations, you two!

[Daniel Borup @daniel_borup]

@Tiouririne @JacobRajlich Counts by floor-changing device
Escalator - 0 (before tonight)
Elevator - 1 (O’Rourke, Oct 2019)
Stairs - 3
— 1 “stairs” (Biden, Sep 2019)
— 1 “upstairs” (Kasich, Feb 2016)
— 1 “downstairs” (Edwards, Aug 2007)

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@JacobRajlich @daniel_borup help us!

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@daniburgz L

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@joykerrswild @laurenpiester @karenyhan @ArgentIons @h_lesko @ghoulher Not sure how it ends but took a shot at the obligatory Big Red Thing in the Middle

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@JulyJane @byrdinator I do olive oil, parmesan, and pepper so it's cacio e pepe and that is an indisputably legitimate dinner

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@shadihamid @fortunefamily My first thought exactly!

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@SoMattKelly Yes, it has! Sent you a DM to catch up :-)

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@PFF_Mike Wow no one even bothered to add the Captain patch

[Michael Tisserand @m_tisserand]

we are all edward hopper paintings now

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Biggest sign of Biden's successful #SuperTuesday so far is teeny tiny Vermont

Bernie won 86-14 against Clinton in 2016, sweeping all 16 delegates in his home state

This time, with twice as many candidates, Biden is poised to cut out at least 2 of those 16

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If Joe Biden wins by a small margin of delegates, then Amy Klobuchar gets Secretary of Whatever She Wants for delivering Minnesota. #SuperTuesday

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Mike Bloomberg paid good money for this #SuperTuesday and would like to speak to the manager

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@jaspar Joe Biden appeals to people who think everyone has cable. Bernie Sanders appeals to people who have never had cable.

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Whoopsies

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Even the SC "launch party" is quite... modest. Not to be too harsh, but we're about to watch the last 18 days of a 50-year political career and it's gonna be😢
https://t.co/CkQXvm9FWU

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Pleased to report that the % of men washing their hands after using the airport bathroom has skyrocketed. Like we have sink lines now #coronavirus

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What happens when a #DemDebate gets desperate? Last week we saw first-hand, and now on #SuperTuesday Eve you can see the data

https://t.co/E4f2BSjKvd with @daniel_borup

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@daniel_borup Ah yes!

People think
that I think
that I have less hair
than I think
that I think
that I have

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I woke up at *three thirty A. M.* thinking about this, and I'm still thinking about it now

(Thread)

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"I have more hair than I think I do" is the most deliciously inscrutable thing I have ever heard
#DemDebate

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Thank you Mr. Joseph R. Biden for your contribution to the Arts. #DemDebate

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It is fascinating.

People overestimate
my ability
to overestimate
my hair