Lucille Bluth

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom @whatdidiexpect Somehow I feel like no more than one of these statements can be true. Choose wisely. And look in the mirror.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom @whatdidiexpect Oh, how I've missed you, darling. We'll be back on top before you know it.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom @whatdidiexpect Alright, so no yacht. But maybe one day we'll have a jet again. We could make our own #1 in-flight magazine!

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@whatdidiexpect @uncagedwisdom If you're paying for their wedding... they're paying for our yacht, right? Or do we have another one already?

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom I have to say, I never saw that coming! It's probably your fault, running those Boyfights videos. Whatever happened to Tony?

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom Still better than nothing, I guess. But it's ok, we're back in business now that I'm around.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom Is it in the #1 in-flight magazine? Because if it's that second-rate one Michael talked about, that's not very helpful.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom Thank your Caged Lord, you've done something right. I hope we've empowered ourselves into a fortune.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom I hope you have some extra money by now to make up for everything GOB has done to ruin us. If so, then maybe I'll reconsider.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

This family is an utter disappointment. I don't know how they survived without me.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@uncagedwisdom @joewithabee Looking back, I saw that YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD! And you didn't even try to get the inheritance money...

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

Now I've served my time, and I'm ready to tear a few heads off... hahaha, I'm only joking. Maybe.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

I can also see that I was deeply missed, considering how NONE OF MY FAMILY CAME TO BAIL ME OUT. Granted, I didn't know I would be there.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

Rehab was awful. I *still* have a hangover. Or is that just what being sober feels like? #toomuchtoastnotenoughvodka

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

(Oh, vodka, I've missed you so!) *takes a slow sip* *downs the whole glass*

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@whatdidiexpect Well, that is a plus. But it also shows how much she cares about helping people. I might actually leave a tip this time.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

The waitress seems like such a sweet girl, doesn't she? @whatdidiexpect, you should be meeting more women like her.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

Waitress, I'll take a vodka rocks. And toast. No, wait. Make it a French toast. I'm living large today because of my miserable children.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

@whatdidiexpect I suppose pancakes will have to do. It's not like this family eats at respectable places anymore, anyway.

[Lucille Bluth @ToastVodkaRocks]

It was Michael? I expected better of you. I'm coming to Denny's, too. As repayment for the emotions I've experienced over the last minute.