Toby

Pro-life-drone-strike advocate.

[Tanner Webster @twallyweb]

You’re gonna ask me to personally guarantee this construction loan? On stolen land?

[Tyler Jones @TylerMJones]

Seems like a good a day to re-up this South Carolina historical treasure from the former Senator from Clarendon about liquor, “the oil of conversation.”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I promise not to do this to Greenland!

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@BuzzPatterson @RealStulittle

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@Polymarket

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

The new Ken Burns doc about the American Revolution had me so fired up I dumped a box of English breakfast tea in my pool.

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

Who wants to start an all white “Earth Wind and Fire” tribute band named “You’re Welcome for the Fire”

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@loganclarkhall

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@RonDeSantis

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

Who knew “globalizing the intifada” would be so bullish for south Florida real estate

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@DolioJ

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

Gotta give it to the Somalis for graduating from hijacking ships to hijacking US cities

[AF Post @AFpost]

Omar Fateh is running for Minneapolis mayor with plans to raise the minimum wage by over $4 over the next few years, freeze rent, and “Trump-proof” the city from ICE.

Follow: @AFpost

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

Lockheed Martin should make a giant dildo shaped cruise missile and do a flyover at their Pride parade next year.

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@RealStulittle @EndWokeness I guess dumb wop is one of the 180 languages

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

“But I love salsa verde” he shrieks as he’s pulled from his vehicle and beaten to death with electric scooters in front of his wife and children

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

I wish Glock was publicly traded.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Trump Administration has been mulling ways to get more Americans married and having kids — including a $5,000 “baby bonus” for every new mom after delivery, per NYP.

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@WhiteHouse @nytimes @ChrisVanHollen @RealStulittle

[Toby @TobyQueeef]

@techceopepe