Todd Larkin

[Brucky @danikkk_wqs]

AMERICAN AIRLINES WILL GIVE AWAY YOUR SEAT BEFORE YOU’VE ACTUALLY MISSED YOUR FLIGHT

the system is called AURA. it predicts who won’t make their connection and rebooks them in advance, even if you made it in time.

gate staff physically can’t reverse it once it happens. the algorithm got it wrong, and you’re the one dealing with the fallout.

this isn’t one isolated complaint. a Washington Post columnist, a media consultant, and dozens of passengers in a separate Miami incident all described the exact same thing.

the airline’s prediction accuracy is 90%. the remaining 10% are real people who lost their seat over something that never happened.

here’s what to do if it’s you: don’t walk away from the gate quietly. demand a written denied boarding statement, that’s your legal right, not a favor from the agent. it’s official denied boarding, not “the flight is closed.”

under DOT rules, you’re owed up to $2,150 if you were at the gate 15+ minutes before departure with a valid boarding pass. that’s not a courtesy from the airline, it’s an obligation under 14 CFR Part 250.

don’t settle for “just take the next flight” until you get what you’re legally owed, not what’s convenient for them.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Yeah that doesn’t make sense does it? WNBA Refs.

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@Airaasayss 16

2 arm holes
1 neck hole
1 torso hole
6 holes on front side of shirt
6 holes on back side of shirt

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@waitmaya 31

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@tbhorka

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Ahmad Hardy lmfao WHAT

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@Buck The house that Mo built

[Mizzou @Mizzou]

Senior Sendoff. Here’s to you, class of 2025 🫡 🐯

#MIZ

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@MrBradleyTodd @TheJacobTurner This was the moment...

And the absolutely horrible evaluation of talent, throwing good money after bad, & playing the contract instead of the player.

They've been living off of 2011 and hoping to just get into the playoffs in a terrible division.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to figure it out

Me: what if I’m wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@OGSPUDS @chrismcomeau The @nyjets and the @Giants both play in the same stadium as well...

Fortunately, they rarely make the playoffs.

[Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops]

The Border War, where legends are made
▪️ 270 all-time meetings
▪️ Three wins over a No. 1 kansas
▪️ Countless memorable moments & highlights

Which Tiger will step up next and etch his name into history #MIZ 🐯

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@katiejwoo Are you not entertained?

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@TK1STYLE @RandyKarraker There was endless debate in STL about the economic impact of pro sports when Rams wanted public financing. I learned from "experts" back then that your statements above are complete fabrications.

In fact, the experts assured us that we'd be better off without an NFL team.

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

🔄 @jcharleston28 with a message for @MizzouFootball fans. Spoiler alert - we think you’ll like it.

#MIZ | #STP

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@FOS Hardest hit: Ohtani's agent

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@MizzouFootball @RazorbackFB

A house divided! Big brother @ConnorLarkin55's a Senior at #Mizzou and little sister Paige is a Freshman at #Arkansas.

Lots of border wars coming for these two!

[Todd Larkin @ToddLarkin]

@3630no6 @KevinWheeler94 They like to pay top dollar for mediocre talent...

They spend, just poorly.

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

I’m still processing today’s news that I was personally targeted by my government for suppression of my speech rights. I’m extremely angry but also just sad at what our government has become.