Tommy K

the embers of romance fade to mortgages and leccy bills, been comfortable and that

[Tommy K @TomLewKelly]

@The_Bort @JoelBlandSport How much was Etihad seated please mate? Just preparing for tomorrow

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[matt @mattavfcc]

@Piquelme21 So many people in these comments obviously didn’t play players like FIFA 13 David Luiz, Dede, Welliton, Wagner Love, Miccoli, Esswein, Agbonlahor etc.

Those were real broken players.

[- @lfcmike__]

We’re going to get absolutely battered by these insufferable performative weirdos tonight and I’m not going to be able to cope with it man

[Dr. Marte (CoJo SZN) @Badgers_44]

How do I get sports on my TL again

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

"yeah the Hoppenheimer's off my guy - how about a pint of Handmaid's Pale?"

[Andrew @OfficialBumsden]

@LAMARJACK5ON "jerseys"

[Tommy K @TomLewKelly]

@BritishGasHelp @ABc2018462 Please can you reply to my message, I keep getting the automated message, the live chat isn’t very helpful

[Tommy K @TomLewKelly]

@BritishGasHelp reply please, been trying to sort an issue for 2 months

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Who made this 😭😭

[Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs]

British workers used to work six full days, then they won the ‘English Saturday’ half day (why football matches kick off at 3pm) before a full day off became standard for a two day weekend. The four day week is the next logical step for social progress and dignity.

[EasyPeasy @Pea26855103Easy]

@Kayy_Sam0 @AnfieldRd96 Always Explaining Something FC strikes again.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

[Louis O'Connor @oconnor_louis]

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Signature framed from a member of the 2003 Grimsby Squad ( Never been to Grimsby in my life)

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

23rd & 24th of December, the World Cup for people with zero spatial awareness, going to the shop, meandering aimlessly, standing in the middle of an aisle, 3 point turning a trolley x

[Josh @joshstubbs___]

Proper Sunday Fear, this. Public statement after not hot being able to hack your ale at Billericay Town vs Hendon is some going

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Officers can confirm that Tommy Robinson (also known as little Tommy) has been arrested, charged and remanded

His recent custody photo taken following his arrest, after handing himself in at the Police Station

[Jordan @JordanMarley22]

Huge apology to the bloke who had a minor car accident in Hull city centre y’day. Took pelters from us Sunderland fans, cos you could see the bottom of his Newcastle shirt under the coat he was wearing. He was baffled. Eventually unzipped the coat. Poor cunt was a Grimsby fan 😂