mctoady.eth

audit engineer // privacy enjoyoor // shitposter // toad

views my own ☕️🐸

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

@jonnymevs the delicate work/meme balance

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

As a grownup I fully understand you should be sleeping early for your health, cognitive function, blah blah blah

But there’s something about the flow state productivity you can crank out in the 11pm-3am window that is just unmatched.

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

@moodSlime_ All artists should have to send their tweets to share holders for vetting prior to posting, they must respect your god given right as a COLLECTOOOOR. ✊

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

@austingriffith THE CHEF 🧑‍🍳

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

Roll your own hardware wallet 👀

Theres a weekend or two of side projects to hack at 😂

[Austin Griffith @austingriffith]

give yourself a wedgie!

it's a DIY hardware wallet

use it as a signer on a @safe

three common parts _wedged_ together

3d print your own case

everything is MIT

https://t.co/CQvexUUFQK

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

How did it know my seed phrase?

[Sam Altman @sama]

The back of the Navier-Stokes milestone shirt is the last line of the chain-of-thought from the solution:

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

Alakazam riding the bench as backup QB while a fat purple blob with 3 inch arms gets the start on reputation smh

[JB @OldTownJB]

Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries)

I think we nailed it

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

It's been a great experience working closely with Polymarket's cracked team this year. Excited to see all the fun things V2 unlocks 🫶

[Quantstamp @Quantstamp]

Congrats to @Polymarket and @0xrajath on Protocol V2, which replaces the old Gnosis conditional token framework with a single exchange, collateral token, and router to handle every market type.

We're proud to be one of its auditors 💪

Read our report: https://t.co/wWl2Rnf34q

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

@vali_dyor

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

Poly V2 szn! 🚀🚀🚀

[Polymarket Developers @PolymarketDevs]

Introducing Polymarket Protocol V2, a new smart-contract foundation built for prediction markets.

To give developers and market makers time to integrate, we’re running canary markets October 5–30, with new markets tentatively switching on November 2.

With this release, we’re also introducing Data API v2, a new Rust service powered by our in-house on-chain indexer

Start with the migration docs here: https://t.co/zm31Rwhuew

Read more about both in the blog below:

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

A long time ago a young inexperienced Toad went to the @summit_defi Defi Security 101 day in Paris (2023 😨) and made a goal to return as a speaker.

Three very short years later...

[Defi Security Summit @summit_defi]

Next on the DSS 2026 agenda: @traintesttoad

“Follow the Collateral: A Mental Model for Auditing Polymarket V2”

Explore Paul’s talk and add it to My agenda:
https://t.co/cSzJHedjtK

Tickets: https://t.co/RTbPxGH7zF

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

Somehow ended up on Opensea and saw listings are now posted in USD 🤮

We have strayed so far from God's light.

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

I’m about to Andros Townsend the shit out of this eclipse

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

I’ve watched that garyvee video more times than I wish to divulge over the last few days. The gentle giant glow up is going to be unprecedented 🚀🚀🚀

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

Test is in 10 weeks, I've not studied at all since this tweet. It's not looking good fam

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

2026 sidequest with @nokcha75

Relative Korean fluency by EOY (TOPIK grade >= 4)

Gonna be a fun year.

milady

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

New reality TV show idea.

We lock 10 devs/auditors in a house without wifi for a week and watch them lose their minds without their emotional support LLM.

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

If the whitest man alive (6'0, 48yo) dunks a basketball in 2026 its time you start injecting peptides into your eyeballs.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

today's training to dunk a basketball

what's good:
> i'm committed

what's bad:
> little fast twitch muscle
> slow force development
> stiff tendons
> poor coordination
> limited ankle dorsiflexion
> low relative power-to-weight
> high achilles risk

[mctoady.eth @TrainTestToad]

@moodSlime_ mi get a call from sexy Maxine, she left a message pon mi answering machine, she seh "Beenie!"

[Benito Tortellini @cartoon_magoo]

a16z partners reinventing epstein island from first principles