Lowly Ghost

aghast from the past
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spawn of @nchammer326

[Lowly Ghost @TrashCave]

2032:: Scientists force bees and birds to mate, just for kicks.

2033: The Bumblehawks reign supreme.

[Lowly Ghost @TrashCave]

If you can't stand the heat, then me too man, but we reap what we sow.

[Big Jay Shooke @JShooke]

Been spending a LOT of time lately in my disassociated fantasy of having a space ship with a motley crew of lovable outlaws trying to hustle a living under the corrupt galactic government. Kind of just woke up behind the wheel outside Albany lol hope I didn’t hit anybody

[The Ghost Of M. @blxkboi]

*no sweetie i don’t read that shit that’s hallmark card section we’re over here reading things that require a coroner and three priests

[Benjamin @benjcbh]

‘Lovecraftian’ means ‘big’ and ‘with tentacles’. It can also mean ‘involves a maze’.
‘Ontologically’ means ‘very’.
More words tomorrow.

[Philosophalopod @Philosophalopod]

Teach a man an eldritch spell and he’ll be mad for a minute.

Perform an eldritch spell on a man, and he’ll be mad for the rest of his life.

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

Ah if it isn't my old nemesis, everything.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I am on the Wheel of Fortune and I start choosing letters from the secret forbidden alphabet. They try and stop me but it's too late, the Wheel has sprouted powerful limbs and is attacking the audience. Bullets are ineffective.

[DVS @DVSblast]

my 0 yr old son drew a Ritz & said "THIS is what Putin should be on". i said "how do u know that song, ur a baby"?

He coughed up 2 identical snakes. They fused,tail-to-mouth, in a circle, which became a window. He said "let me show u" & crawled in. I miss him. i shoulda gone too

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

mothman: we take our kids trick or treating too, you know

me: oh. thought y’all would just like. mash or something

dracula: [narrowing eyes] vhat kind of mash?

me: um. no kind in particular

frankenstein: [hands on hips] go ahead. say it

me: just an everyday normal kinda mash

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[Daniel Manitou @ActualPerson084]

"WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR HE OPENS A WINDOW" - A NARRATIVE YOU CONSTRUCTED TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU JUST HEARD THOSE EXACT NOISES IN YOUR EMPTY HOME

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey guys, I’m back… Twitter suspended me because I drank too much microwaved coffee and tweeted out the holy name of our species in the secret language of God. I’ve learned my lesson and it won’t happen again.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Oh, you say your pronouns are "Christian/Patriot" now?

That's fascinating, my pronouns are "I Am Inside The Walls Of Your Home/I Am Inside The Walls Of Your Home"

[Lowly Ghost @TrashCave]

Method Man: I'll pull your fuckin' tongue out your fuckin' mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, blaow!

Raekwon: I'll fuckin' hang you by your fuckin' dick off the fuckin' 12th story building out this motherfucker

Jigsaw: again, not really how these traps work

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you look soft on the inside, aries. why aren't you running?

[salem ⍳ void ☿ ⌜angelbear⌟ @tfempinkiepie]

me, flirting: wow your movements are so cryptic and wraith-like. you’ve got like a precise and deadly energy. you seem unkillable.