Todd Gack

Cynical, friendly and antisocial.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter is great because you can make fun of yourself and people will take it personally.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me trying to learn a TikTok dance 🔊🆙

[Todd Gack @True2North]

https://t.co/Ri8pcuwKkP

[Little Stevie On The Prairie @StevieOakley]

Listen, I would never ever hurt my cat, but sometimes I wish I could be a cat for an hour so we can square up

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Thank you for commenting with a YouTube link I’ll never watch.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Let’s get to know each other so down the road you can say I don’t listen to you and I can tell you I hate the way you breathe

[Aves :) @AveryCollins42]

I might be a lot of things but I thank God every day I’m not a Disney adult

[Todd Gack @True2North]

@wisconsin_now @ScottWalker 🤮

[Todd Gack @True2North]

@ScottWalker 😂😂😂

[Little Stevie On The Prairie @StevieOakley]

The Mayor in the movie Jaws was still the Mayor in Jaws 2

And THAT is why it's important to vote in local elections

[Todd Gack @True2North]

@paulgazelka @AmbJohnBolton Clearly?

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

When I finally snap it'll be because I had to type my email address in on the tv…. 😡

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Was out buying an anniversary gift for my special lady. When did Walgreen's start locking up everything?

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I have so many good telegram jokes that just don't work in today's media. Stop.

[Todd Gack @True2North]

@Patrick_Reusse Lighten up, Francis

[Mental Masochist @SentientSadist]

Boss: Why didn't you come to the meet and greet?

Me: Because I hate both those things.

[Todd Gack @True2North]

@Patrick_Reusse *Levon

[pj @pjayevans]

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love seeing my boy Rick charge his wife for popcorn at amc