Eminem J. Cartman

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@nickmartin @brianbeutler The United States will be a right-wing theocratic authoritarian state before the decade is out unless things break in a really lucky way for us.

[Monte the Color Man @Monte_Colorman]

Congratulations to the Golden State @Warriors, who remain the only team in @NBA history to blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals!

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@LasVegasLocally Who doesn’t love sitting out in the sun in the desert in the middle of the summer?

[Joseph O'Neill @JosephONeillx]

The unmistakable innuendo here is that Talarico is a closeted gay pedophile. He should sue. This kind of defamation--**which is central to Republican political operations**--has gone legally unchallenged for far too long.

[Eminem J. Cartman @TrumplsCancer]

@stillsane180 @JustoSimple Curry was the 3rd best player on the court in 3/4 of his titles.

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@JuanPorkqycd @JustoSimple Neither do 2015 (Kyrie/Love hurt) or 2017/2018 (Curry 3rd best player on the court in the NBA Finals)

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@TEEHIGGlNS Right but nobody cares either. The players on the team itself can barely even discuss it because it’s so illegitimate.

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@FiddlesPicks Why not grab Brunson here, specifically, assuming strong belief in NYK to win series? Could grab both Brunson and Wemby and still be ahead no? I get eating into your winnings if it’s OG, but as a hedge seems fine?

[Eminem J. Cartman @TrumplsCancer]

@RotoPat The players should just wildcat strike until the owners agree to keep the grass they’ve already installed, at a minimum.

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@UrFriendTay @byjoelanderson Watched Hoop Dreams the other week and it’s amazing to see all the kids go from wanting to be Isiah then switching to MJ by the end.

[Megan K. Stack @Megankstack]

Amazing quote from Stephen Miller's high school classmate in this new Jazeera documentary on him:

"Having grown up with him, it makes you realize that it isn't the smartest person you went to high school with who's running the country. It's the most shameless person."

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@Marko47018833 @DegenDubz1 @ESPNCleveland haven't you heard, they didn't have the mighty Andrew Bogut? And Steph was hurt (but came back like 4 weeks before the series). And oh golly the refs! The taint of their illegitimate titles will never wash away.

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@SkinnerPm this is pithy but to be eligible they mustn't have any honor in the first place.

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@ProFootballTalk Typical Buckeye trash.

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@ProfNickStephan If it weren’t for double standards, they’d have none at all.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker on Randy Fine: “I think he needs to get on Ozempic. Actually, I think he should keep eating. Let’s see how far this goes. He’s basically Israel the person. He’s just constantly expanding into territory he has no right being inside of”

[Eminem J. Cartman @TrumplsCancer]

@ClwnPrncCharlie @mattyglesias because he's a fat piece of shit

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@aosipovich @dgtokar All fugazi just like everything else with this administration

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Advertising companies have outcompeted peers for people's leisure time attention, via the smartphone interface. This has provided a crucial form of growth for the American economy by increasing consumption.

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

The fact that this platform was overwhelmingly pro-Pratt, to the point of actually thinking he might win outright, should force a lot of people on here to reconsider (a) their political sophistication and (b) the extent to which X discourse has decoupled from the real world.

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@FuturesDeskHQ @MitchMossRadio Plus OJ. I’m in my 40s and it’ll always be 1994