Netflix and Phill

A slight curve is normal

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Sit-down restaurants are wild to me. Not many industries will serve you for hours, anything you want, with zero proof that you can pay

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@Billsh3a @thefakeBenBrenn Promise it’s coming bro!

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Quarantine project complete - @thefakeBenBrenn and I just released Clip Clop on the Google Play store for Android users. If you need a challenging time waster, check it out!

#app#android#game#wordgame

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I had to turn my volume up in a 1:1 w my boss while sharing my screen and of course up pops the “crip walk tutorial” YouTube video I had been watching all morning

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@ashbaash_ I’m all for that! Good for you. I’m thinking that most people go for the bags though. At the store I go to, at least

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IMO The produce industry should work together to eliminate by-weight pricing at stores. This would stop the need to put each vegetable in a different lil plastic bag. Make it all “per item” pricing based on median size and we can bag all together. Discuss?

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@WakaFlockaFink True but i figured the system would adjust- if there are radical differences in tomato sizes then the store could sort “small” and “large” ones as different items for different prices. I have seen reusable bags but most ppl don’t bother. Incentivizing would be good too

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The stronghold that Big Egg has over the breakfast industry is mind blowing. We were just taught that breakfast = eggs and that’s how we continue to do it. Nobody challenges it

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My boss did not consider “everyday feels like the weekend” a valid reason for eternal work-from-home smh

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Little makes me more uncomfortable than the boomers in work meetings saying they need a “comfort break”

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Bully
Red Dead Redemption
Madden 07
Snowboarding Kids 2

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I’ve seen a lot of boobs, call dat quan-titty

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Bust a nut squash

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I just met a chick named Rachel Slur. Can you imagine

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I was ending a meeting call with my team and left saying “bye, love you”. If anyone has a new job or a giant hole I can crawl into, lmk

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TIL there is no cool way to ask the Home Depot guy “where is your caulk”

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Note to self - Idea for female-central bbq restaurant: Ribs for Her Pleasure

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I just licked my thumb to turn a page. Of a fucking book.

Goodbye, youth

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@Kram_DeeZe LETS GO #2019SlammaJamma

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I am laser-focused on the slam dunk, you guys. Thinking about laying it down before it’s cold outside. #2019SlammaJamma

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@Kram_DeeZe Oh it is. Starting to get used to it. Pretty sure I go full out 2 days a week and lighter the other 2