Ashwin Iyer

"Life always has a fat tail”

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

Made a tool for all Northeastern students that lets you screen your resume against co-ops so your 100 applications are well spent.

✅ Adds badges to jobs on the NUWorks page

✅ Automatically scrapes job listings and saves relevant ones.

✅ Open-source

⬇️ try for free

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

I don’t always have time to study

But when I do I still don’t

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

“XYZ stock is on its worst day since”
“ABC stock is on its best day since”

I think every day has been a “worst day” for me since my inception.

[katexbt.hl @katexbt]

@citrini

[Citrini @citrini]

Strait of Hormuz: A CitriniResearch Field Trip

The Field Report from Analyst #3 is live.

https://t.co/rwJffd8l81

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 How do I short this stock?

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 Just booked your entire calendar. Maybe I just want your time? Is that rizz?

[Krish Rastogi @krishras23]

it's my four year anniversary on X today. figured it's time to actually say something.

looking for what's next (may–july 2026)

previously built microservices for the department of defense, co-founded an AI startup to automate real estate contract workflows, and shipped chrome extensions people actually use

cs @ northeastern, into distributed systems, backend infra, and ml engineering

open to sf/nyc/remote

dm's open if you're building something hard, or just schedule a call https://t.co/41SFfQYjFB

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo announces her new album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.’ Out June 12th.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

then explain to me how i’m married to the game

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

When this happened I considered believing in God

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

This is the happiest day of my life

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@KrishRShah Holy shit

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

Maybe I was meant to post slop

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 @Venmo @VenmoSupport So excited for day 6.

[Krish Rastogi @krishras23]

sf girls figured out our weakness

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 Dude. You sent this text to me.

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

Just found out Bloomberg has games like NYT Games. 2 more games have been added to my rotation of Wordle, Strands, Connections, Pips, Mini, Heardle, Redactle, Octordle, and Mathdle.

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 Venmo

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

@krishras23 @forchaud @diya_gk @Venmo Thanks for the free $735. FYI bills are covered by the landlord and I’ve been spoofing the PDFs

[Ashwin Iyer @Turtlecap1324]

Just like me fr

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.