TheTwerkAtHomeMom

Under-Caffeinated, unapologetically honest, home-educating, ex-therapist #WAHM

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

Happy sweet Birthday, Grandpa Pulte 🥰❤

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

When you grow up in chaos, it's the calm times that are hard. In times of crisis, you handle it better than others because it is what you know. #COVID2019 #crisis #therapy #selfcare #quarantine #quotesaboutlife

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

You're not working at home; you're literally quarantined at home trying to work.#QuarantineLife #COVID2019 #WorkFromHome

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 calendar? Asking for a friend. #QuarantineLife #Fml

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

Apparently, it is Saturday. #QuarantineLife

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

A #pandemic isnt a reason to reconnect with #Toxic people. #Selfcare comes first always. Keep the walls you built to protect yourself. #COVIDー19

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

@_StephKramer #StayTheFuckHome it will help save lives and honor those who have lost theirs.

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

I need to practice #SocialDistancing from my fridge.

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

This #quarantine will extend if people dont #StayAtHome.

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

People be making up their own rules for #Social_Distancing and fucking shit up for everyone else. #StayTheFHome

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

@beau_jodie

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

And just like that no one EVER said, "it must be nice" to a stay at home mom EVER again. It's nice ain't it MF's🤣 #sahm #coronavirus #QuarentineLife #momlife #COVID19

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

Learning begins in the home; it happens organically, through many different ways. Your children will not regress. They will bloom. #homeschooling #coronahomeschool #CoronaVirusSA

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

I'm a Homeschool parent. If ANYONE is struggling, reach out to me! I'll guide you and show you all the FREE stuff. You got this! #coronavirus #homeschooling #QuarantineLife

[Dr. Kiki Sanford @drkiki]

Social distancing is mainly focused on groups. It is enforceable by health authorities, and restricts when and where large groups can gather.

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

@momsense_ensues Ok, apparently I cant spell. Haha. Thank you, I'm sorry for whomever isnt listening on your end. Just doesn't make sense and I cant wrap my head around it.

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

I really don't understand the stockpiling of TP. Are people afraid they are going to literally shit themselves? #CoronavirusOutbreak

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

Corona tip: if you run out of toilet paper, you can always use your CVS receipt.🤷‍♀️ #CoronavirusOutbreak

[TheTwerkAtHomeMom @TwerkAtHomeM]

@ewarren ENDORSE BERNIE! Let us NOT repeat 2016. @JoeBiden doesn't have the movement. You KNOW this. You KNOW if Biden is the nominee, we will lose.