Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️

THE MEGA YOUNG NATURAL REBEL POWER SUPER STAR TIGER

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@eileen_lepetit Mrs. Lepetit, are you on Bluesky? I don't look at Twitter much and I would hate to miss out on a hot chocolate no bake cheesecake

[Lisa Cooper 🦬🦬🦬 @LaLaLisaCooper]

We don’t prescribe time by the sea for chronic pain anymore

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@RuthWobbles Omg Ruthie you can't just ask people why they're green

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@RuthWobbles When does Mason get the Be Less Annoying medicine??

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@CoachShiffman @midwestern_ope Honestly thought this was my town

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@_mjwills Ninth doctor never gonna leave Rose, so Gandalf - highest chance of eating cheese at a feast

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

The notecard guy in Love Actually pisses me the hell off. “And at Christmas you tell the truth” what the fuck are you talking about? Christmas has never been associated with truth telling. That’s not a thing. The holiday literally revolves around parents lying to their children.

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@LeastThree Happy hondadays

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@_ceee_ @kenthecowboy_ "Guys, how many pairs of socks can I have??"

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@cdfoudy @BadWritingTakes I was about to post the same thing! Everyone should read his book, Just Ignore Him. It's devastating but deeply moving

[boiled angel @eliseplease]

I’m trying to be gentle when i say this but some of you are so stupid it feels like you’re doing propaganda for free

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@Halfaperson40 @evanslis456 I would trust the Elvis Rememberer with my life

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@bperry_writes @mistresstailor I had a professor who specialized in the Jewish Second Temple period and he LOVED Life of Brian

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@ManOfMadness @MattGertz First unattractive thing I've heard about him

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@snuppydogg @eyeslasho "boi chemistry" is what I call my T shot

[Twiggy Peas, Champion of England 🏳️‍⚧️ @TwiggyJake]

@wtflanksteak Dude walked into Silent Hill one too many times

[julie @sesameblvd]

el*n m*sk could never write "champagne supernova" but oasis could produce a car that sucks and blows up

[surplus ham @saynevertoolate]

@1followernodad If you’re going to be annoying at least do it personally