Tyra Mary

christian, certified nurse midwife, chicken lover, central midwest

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Maybe your toddler is melting down because they need a cigarette.

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Coming up on 250yrs and looks like our main heritage is ranch dressing.

[Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt]

WIFE: let's get a rhododendron
ME: I hate dinosaurs no thanks
WIFE: it's not a dinosaur
ME: What is it?
WIFE: it's hard to describe without a thesaurus
ME: I said no dinosaurs

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Lexapro is great, but have you tried two episodes of Bluey before bed?

[Douglas Wilson @douglaswils]

As it now appears that Hillary is aware of my existence, and is not exactly a fan, I wanted to state on the record that I am feeling upbeat, and am not downcast or depressed in any way.

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Some of you texted "God's Not Dead" to 10 unbelieving friends and it shows

[Han Solo Cup @paminski]

I may not be perfect or very good or adequate, but I return shopping carts to their appropriate location.

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Calzones are so beautiful because they're basically introverted pizza

[Tyra Mary @Tyra_Mary_]

@mrsdobbins_ I’m a midwife and for the money, SneakPeak is not worth it. If you truly want to know, do an NIPT test, that looks at genes and are 99% accurate because it’s actually looking at chromosomes. There are multiple companies, and done through OB offices. Available at 8-10 weeks.

[ThymeToBeBorn @ThymeToBeBorn]

I'm going to stop being shy, ever, because every person I come across was put there by God so of course I can talk to them.

[Elisabeth Elliot @QuoteElisabeth]

“Waiting on God requires the willingness to bear uncertainty, to carry within oneself the unanswered question, lifting the heart to God about it whenever it intrudes upon one’s thoughts.” Elisabeth Elliot

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If we want things to change, it's 100% necessary to politicize the senseless murder of Iryna Zarutska because it was politics that allowed a savage monster with 14 priors to be free on the streets to kill her.

[Nancy Pearcey @NancyRPearcey]

America will never be the same:

[Tyra Mary @Tyra_Mary_]

@GreatLakesWife_ https://t.co/d0pP4lAEZT
These stretches can help support the hips/pelvis throughout pregnancy.

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git

gynecologist: stop that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Microplastics” “Red 40” Baby I buy my greens powder at TJMaxx. My bloodstream contains elements scientists have yet to discover

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

For how much longer are we going to tolerate these monstrosities being advertised as “Red Delicious” apples? They are mushy, mealy, and tasteless. We don’t have to take this false advertising anymore, America. Enough is enough.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread