Tyson Dias

General Manager at Slurping Turtle, Drummer,Dancer,Psychologist, Food Enthusiast. Hate haters. Cinnamon toast crunch wins. My opinions are my own.

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@mgmplus I’m going to cancel my subscription if you don’t get your logo out of shows. Thanks for the reminder of a subscription I already pay for.

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@KarlMuth @jamesmaygin @harrismonkey @emollick Oh shit

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@SNICKERS why are you stealing the line “Great Googley Moogley” from Frank Zappa?

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@wayfair your company does not care about handicapped or people unable to move furniture. You pay for an assembly service and they refuse to move an item. Never again.

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@Hertz A reservation means that you have reserved the car for me. Your inventory should have been managed to not allow me to make a reservation at this location.

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@Hertz reserved a car to not have a car when I arrived after spending $25 on Uber to get to the location. No heads up. Nice work. Never again.

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@Audi 3hrs on hold to speak to a customer service rep to gain access to your portal. Is this a joke? Get it together.

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@budget your cancellation policy is trash. I will never book with you again.

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@Chicago_History Fatso’s

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@SmallCheval do you put lemon pepper on you French fries now. 😕

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@Uber_Support I order food from Uber eats. Wait an hour. Driver cancels my order cause of car trouble. Uber doesn’t send order with new driver. Just cancels. No compensation. Terrible customer experience.

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@Gopuff_Support @gopuff 60651 60647

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@gopuff you need to add Merkts cheddar cheese spread to the Chicago market

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@JohnCleese Ni!

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@tomcolicchio @TortoricesPizza in Chicago. Picasso style

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Dear @SouthwestAir no one wants to listen to the music you have selected for us to hear in the cabin. Its as bad as @Walgreens music. #quietplaneplease

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@marianna_emh Bari on Grand Ave. All day

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@jpmorgan how is a 9-5 working man or woman do their banking if you close at 5? Your temp hours make 0 sense.

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@TheTNHoller The song is Layla by Derek and the Dominos with Eric Clapton by the way.