William Templeton

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby

[William Templeton @UKWillTemp13]

@UberEats love that your team can’t issue a refund on a health and safety issue. The driver sat without moving with my order for 10+ min after picking it up with no traffic and I get it with the seal open. Love the commitment to safety.

[William Templeton @UKWillTemp13]

@kroger what in the world are these? Are these supposed to be sweet potatoes? Got Kroger pickup and these are what I was given when selecting 3 sweet potatoes. First off it’s only 2 and second what are these? If these are the sweet potatoes you source then just don’t stock them.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Just comply🤡

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The 7 largest Dow Jones drops in American history:

1. Trump, 3/16/20
-2,997.10

2. Trump, 3/12/20
-2,352.60

3. Trump, 3/9/20
-2,013.76

4. Trump, 6/11/20
-1,861.82

5. Trump, 4/3/25
-1,679.39

6. Trump, 3/11/20
-1,464.94

7. Trump, 03/18/20
-1,338.46

Tired of winning yet?

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[William Templeton @UKWillTemp13]

@DanGambleAI Ehh you missed on your NBA parlay today and lately

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Man is spitting rn

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

😮 ❄️ ⛄️

[William Templeton @UKWillTemp13]

@heyeaslo 2023 Goals

[Chet Lemond @ChetLemond]

John Calipari debuting his newest shirt:

[Kayla Calkin @KaylaCalkin]

Yesterday, @NRDC released a MAJOR poll on safe drinking water 🥤 and the @EPA Lead and Copper rule. Here’s why you and policy makers should care 🧵:

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The difference between Dem run states and GOP run states.

[William Templeton @UKWillTemp13]

@NashvilleSC figure out your ingress and egress, worst I’ve ever seen. Not worth going to watch the team lose and then have to wait an hour to have drivers cancel because you won’t let them get to your “rideshare” area

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

WELL ITS CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL DAY AGAIN YALL

[Charles DeLoach @DeLoach_NC]

We need Democrats on every news channel across the country talking about abortion rights like this.

[Tim Sullivan @TimSullivan714]

Maybe Kenny Payne did win all those games.

[Brent Terhune in St Louis 9.24-27 @BrentTerhune]

I love you