Fake UA Glenn Tilton

The Original Comeback Maestro & Motivator; not all heroes wear capes. Let’s talk about consolidation. (Parody Account of FMR UA CEO) #friendlyskies

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@Cheryl_Searle @united @weareunited @jonathangooda Santa, my Christmas wish is for that board to reflect only UA flights from DEN #fortress #hub

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@PeterSasaki None? There was never a discussion of an exit strategy whether it was rent moratoriums (how do ppl pay thousands now in arrears?) or income taxes. I suspect if given the chance to delay tax, many did. Figure 10% on $600 x 20 weeks, that’s $1200 right there.

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@ammyheathrow @ORD Will certainly look great at @JFKairport too #ps 🥂

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@keithkasarjian @GoldboxATL Not FLL? Well, I suppose @fakespiritceo pax brawls make the airport one of fighters not lovers?

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@JTTsteve Has to be skyTeam... ;)

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@PeterSasaki The OTHER responses to Mr Cuban’s tweet are so disappointing

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

Suicides are up 200% since the on-set of the Covid crisis. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)

Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Thank you!

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

#travel bloggers please feel free to take advantage of @FakeAACEODoug ‘s generous offer. The #friendlyskies will be happy to accept your J/Y/B fare spend when you’ve regained your senses and corporate accounts.

[TPG Alerts @TPG_Alerts]

Deal alert: American’s 5,000-mile Web Special awards are back https://t.co/9ftpoRJTFj

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@hharteveldt BZ, sir. BZ.

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@AndrewAtUnited @weareunited @flySFO @DeanWhitt44 Thank you.

[United Airlines @united]

Never forget. 💙

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

We will #NeverForget911 and our family, our friends, our colleagues, and our first responders. #WeWillNeverForget #WeAreUnited

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@BerryRogerDUB @jamesonwhiskey @DublinAirport @EWRairport @unitedcargo_ @weareunited @DJKinzelman @GallagherMarkT @jesterhud @BlakeAttley @AGPrior @WilliamDark99 The tonnages, the cargo, the fees 😍😍😍

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@hharteveldt @FlyingPhotog Poor attempt at humor, ie no blocked seats in the friendly skies ;)

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@FlyingPhotog @hharteveldt Blocked seats?

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@johnmbeeler @TravelFake Would you accept luggage carts instead of good/drinks? We’re looking preserve ancillary revenue until mergers can be completed.

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@FakeOscarMunoz @fakeScottKirby There has to be some corporate travel accounts still being expensed!

[Fake UA Glenn Tilton @UaTilton]

@FakeUnitedJeff They’ll be back...

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@FakeOscarMunoz @united @fakeScottKirby @Fakedbastian Our snowbird customers will appreciate the extra space en route to @FLLFlyer and @FlyTPA