Uber Comic

I'm Mike, a comedian, and Uber/Lyft driver with a $500 car. I report on my adventures, and the good, the bad, and the ugly of rideshare.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

@CGrad06 @snewsh619 @PaulJVK The fact that a gas tax from the 90’s was still one of the highest in the nation in 2017 tells me that it was way too high and that they had plenty of money to fix the roads for the past 20+ years, but didn’t. Drivers in California are tired of being ripped off. Yes on prop 6!

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Every #Uber and #Lyft driver in California should be voting yes on prop 6. Gas is too expensive!

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

@LBrooks95894046 @PaulJVK The money has been wasted in the past, and I don’t see Sacramento changing their ways. It hurts everyone, especially the poor who often have longer commutes. It hurts those who drive for work like Uber, Lyft and TCP drivers. It hurts truckers. That’s why I’m voting yes on prop 6.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

@PaulJVK With the amount of registration fees and gas taxes this state has been collecting all these years we should have had perfect roads without SB1. You know, like all the other states with lower gas taxes and reg fees.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

The @RoseBowlStadium moved the rideshare lot again and didn’t tell anyone. Nobody there knows where it is, but it’s not lot H like it says on the website. Expect a huge clusterfuck later tonight. @Uber_LA

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Is UberSelect pretty much done since the rider app changed? Seems it makes it harder to find Select and #Uber doesn’t exactly promote it.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

@TheRideShareGuy Dropped a gal off at the Grammys who supposedly was a known singer. Also drove Matt Mira from Nerdist and had to return his sunglasses.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

.@laura_nelson FYI: Uber finally got in app tipping in LA today.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

#Uber finally got tipping in LA today, which #Lyft has had all along. Let's hope the cheap riders actually use the option.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

2004. https://t.co/McQO8KDUkl

[UltraLyft @UltraLyft]

@UberComic @lyft @Uber What year?

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Picked up a $500 Buick last Monday and already detailed it and got it approved for @lyft. Might get it on @Uber if I feel like it.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

What's up with me? Still not driving #Uber. Writing jokes and doing comedy festivals while getting in shape.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Whenever I think about going back to #Uber driving I just think about the 80 pounds I lost while not sitting in my car.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

I've lost 40 pounds since I quit driving for #Uber. No more sitting in a car all day.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Finally down below my pre-Uber weight. I have no desire to go back to driving.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

When workers don't have to worry about how they're going to pay rent, they become better workers. Raising the minimum wage is common sense.

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

An #UberX driver came in the dealership I work at and bought a new SUV to do UberBlack. Didnt tell him it was capped for fear of being fired

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Uber keeps sending emails saying they'll suspend my account if I don't start driving for them again. I say "go ahead."

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

Guess they don't like my jokes. https://t.co/NVMWnIZGd2

[natural born skeptic @LAUberGal]

Because #Uber

[Uber Comic @UberComic]

@UberEdward My new car qualifies for Select. Didn't register it for Uber though.