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@ABDanielleSmith It’s so totally on-brand to think people who can’t find a Doctor and find ER’s operating without an attending 4 days a week are concerned about sovereignty.

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@EmilyMason1192 @ThatEricAlper Katie Melua’s cover of “Just Like Heaven” is a life altering experience every time I hear it.

https://t.co/8cHtfZUddp

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@NeiOCo @OilersLegend @fields1096 That makes me feel slightly more optimistic. Still don’t know if I’d give Kane $7Mx6 but what do I know?

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@NeiOCo @OilersLegend @fields1096 Eleven million?

Jesus, I wish.

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@Shanny19 @DarinBlack8 @EricwithanA14 They’ve got about $7.8M in cap space with 4 RFA’s that they need to make qualifying offers to. There aren’t a ton of teams that have free cash to throw around.

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@DarinBlack8 @Shanny19 @EricwithanA14 Leafs are in exactly the same cap hell that the Oilers are in.

Unless they can shed Mrazek’s $3.8M salary, there’s no way they can keep Campbell and upgrade at the same time.

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@dianne_leek @TraceyM0802 Played hockey for 17 years. Never saw a single instance of a player not wearing one.

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@RepMTG @davidhogg111 You are just the creepiest person ever.

You actually unite America by making skin crawl across the political spectrum.

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@Zibbie17 @EdmontonOilers Is Nurse overpriced compared to Makar? Yes.

Darnell played every playoff game with a torn hip flexor so judging his value while injured is a bit unfair.

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@LKREKOSKI You made comments about his appearance. I provided you with an explanation of what was the cause of his appearance.

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@jeremyolsen11 https://t.co/tAJvLAgEmu

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@oilersdailyy https://t.co/tAJvLAgEmu

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@bymichaeldunn https://t.co/tAJvLAgEmu

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Any of you making disrespectful comments about Katz' appearance need to educate yourself and grow up. I sure hope none of you ever battle a disease and then put up with garbage like this. After everything he has done for this team and this city, SHAME ON YOU ! @EdmontonOilers

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If you’re one of the people cracking jokes about the changes to Daryl Katz’s face after what he’s suffered through, congratulations on being a complete fucking asshole.

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@kirst_alyssa @oilerfaninyyc Uh, it’s been fairly well publicized. The man lives with an almost constant IV of antibiotics and has endured multiple surgeries. Just do yourself a favour and delete the tweet. This isn’t a good look for you.

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@Speshell_K @kirst_alyssa He’s undergone multiple surgeries to remove necrotic tissue caused by the infection but sure, let’s go with your conjecture based on nothing about a person you know nothing about.

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@Speshell_K @kirst_alyssa He spent more than a year having an antibiotic resistant sinus infection eating his face from the inside out. It almost ended his life.

Yeah, he’s had some work done.

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@dhockey13 Spoiler alert: he will be.