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[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

@OxSimpleFarmer GOAT

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

StonkBrokers Pop Up Live DJ Set

https://t.co/mxH3hqDKJn

[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

@BrianAtlas This guy should have said, "no" and kept running.
It's a "no brainer."

[PBC @PureBredCrypto]

Seeing a lot of cope on the timeline right now.

"I missed it." And then the obvious "it won't last"

You didn't miss anything.

Did you miss the first 1000x? Maybe. But you're watching people ape into garbage with no product, no users, no reason to exist, while a clear winner sits right in front of them this early.

And here's what most people get wrong: it's not the price action.

It's the tech and the ecosystem being built around it.

$STONKBROKER isn't a chart. It's:
• 4,444 broker NFTs, each a real on-chain account holding tokenized stocks
• Stonk Launcher, a launchpad projects are already building for.
• Its own exchange rail
And so much more coming.

Now look at where it sits:
Stonkbroker 21,438 holders, $80m

PEPE: 571k holders, $1.2B
VIRTUAL: 1M+ holders, $368M
WIF: 225k holders
StonkBrokers is at ~4% of PEPE's holder base. ~2% of Virtual's.

All of this at a sub-$100M cap.

That's not "you missed it." That's page one.

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

If you are new to $STONKBROKER

Here is probably the easiest way to understand the entire ecosystem from zero:

StonkBrokers is basically an attempt to turn NFTs into complete onchain financial accounts built around Robinhood Chain.

And there are two completely different assets you need to understand first:

- The StonkBroker NFT

There are only 4,444 StonkBroker NFTs, each one is an ERC-721 NFT but every NFT also has its own wallet through ERC-6551.

ERC-6551 basically allows an NFT to control its own onchain account.

That wallet can hold:

- Stock tokens
- ERC-20 tokens

And potentially anything else supported by the chain.

So StonkBrokers is basically trying to build an NFT-financial ecosystem directly around the biggest narrative Robinhood Chain is pushing (RWA)

But here is where most people misunderstand the ecosystem:

Simply owning $STONKBROKER does NOT give you stock token rewards.

The rewards belong to activated StonkBroker NFTs.

That difference is extremely important.

If your thesis is:

“I want to receive stock tokens”

You need the NFT.

If your thesis is:

“I want liquid exposure to the growth of the StonkBrokers ecosystem”

Then $STONKBROKER is the easier asset to trade.

Now let’s understand the token.

Its utility currently revolves around things like:

- Buying brokers through the Anvil AMM
- Activating brokers
- Borrowing against brokers
- Participating in future ecosystem products

And potentially governance around the future Stonk Exchange.

The first major part of the system is the Anvil NFT AMM.

Users can swap between StonkBroker NFTs and $STONKBROKER through the Anvil AMM.

The reference value used by the system is 666,666 $STONKBROKER per broker

Plus a fee paid in ETH.

Demand for the token can increase with it.

But buying the NFT is only step one you then have to activate your broker.

Activation is one of the most interesting token sinks in the entire system.

Users pay a one-time activation fee in $STONKBROKER.

(There are several activation tiers)

Why would anyone pay more?

Because your activation tier determines your weight when stock token rewards are distributed.

So whales can commit more $STONKBROKER in exchange for a larger percentage of future distributions.

And 50% of every activation fee is burned.

Sick.

And there is another mechanism that makes this even more interesting.

Activation is connected to the broker itself under the current ownership state, when the broker is sold or transferred the activation can be removed.

Meaning the next owner needs to activate the broker again if they want rewards.

So transfers can potentially create recurring demand for $STONKBROKER.

Now we get to the most important part of the entire ecosystem:

- StockBooster.

This is basically the reward engine.

Trading activity inside the Anvil AMM generates ETH fees.

70% of the trading fees generated from buying and selling brokers can be routed toward StockBooster.

That ETH accumulates.

Once enough has accumulated

The system can execute what they call Clock In.

And interestingly

This is not necessarily something only the team can execute.

The mechanism is designed so that any wallet can trigger it once the conditions are met.

The accumulated ETH is then used to buy tokenized stocks available on Robinhood Chain.

- Stonk Launcher.

The idea is to create a native launchpad for Robinhood Chain projects.

There is also a Community Jackpot mechanism referenced in the ecosystem.

16.5% of trading fees from launched tokens can potentially be routed into a community pot.

Then comes probably the biggest roadmap catalyst:

Stonk Exchange.

The current target referenced for launch is August 29.

The idea is to create a broader vDEX / trading layer inside the StonkBrokers ecosystem.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

In case you foolish feminists are wondering why your parents' and grandparents' marriages actually lasted - this is why.

It was two poor, hard-working people who understood duty. The man broke his back in a coal mine 12 hours a day to keep a roof over their heads, and the woman held down the home with cooking, cleaning, and raising the kids. They were a TEAM.

You think a coal miner coming home covered in black dust, coughing his lungs out to feed his family, wants to hear his wife say cooking and cleaning is "slavery" and "oppression"?

They didn't have time for your feminist victim games. They had real problems. They stuck together because they needed each other.

That's why their marriages lasted 50 years and yours can't last 50 days.

[〽️ᄃﾑt 🐾 @mztacat]

Robinhood Reviving NFTs

[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

@kryptomokus Wise perspective

[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

@jbondwagon 💯

[Tony Doerga @tonydoerga]

In case you forgot what happened after BAYC launched.

The same will happen for $STONKBROKER.

Like BAYC before, Stonkbroker is starting the new meta:
Interchangeable tokens (NFT: 2.0) × Financial Assets (RWAs).

I remember the pain I felt for missing BAYC.

But it spawned many amazing opportunities in the months after that did a 10-1000x.

Some of the ones I caught were: Pudgy Penguins, Clonex, World of Women, VeeFriends, Neo Tokyo, and many more.

This time will be same same, but different. New twists. New experiments. New narratives and new rugs too. We will see a whole new narrative that will take the world by storm.

So don't just cope on the sidelines. Get in the fucking game. Hunt for the next Pudgies, Azuki and Doodles.

Just realize they will look different this time. Much less like NFTs and more like Financial Products or Infrastructure that HAS interchangeable tokens.

For those who heed the call, generational wealth awaits.

Clock TF In.

[beeple @beeple]

CLOCKED IN

[Hank Mardukas @bestfriend369]

Are people not tracking the volume on solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump lol?

I keep seeing people say it “needs a healthy correction”

It’s been having massive sell offs each leg up, but buyers have been right there each time making for healthy distro

This isn’t a meme coin it doesn’t need to have one massive sell off to be “healthy”

study virtual run to 3 billion in a matter of weeks..any significant correction didn’t happen until like 300-500m and they didn’t last long

[zubic @zubic_eth]

The StonkBrokers token $STONKBROKER is currently sitting at a $79 million market cap.

Please understand that Shiba Inu $SHIB hit an ATH market cap of $41 billion back in October 2021.

41 fucking billion.

Your targets are NOT high enough for StonkBrokers.

Genuinely.

[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

@notthreadguy monday: clock in

[Haydos 🪖 @HaydenWalford]

Is @realstonkbroker only getting started. 📈🔥

StonkBrokers has pushed into blue chip territory.
✅ Robinhood Chain heating up.
✅ Stonk Launcher about to go live.
✅ The ecosystem keeps expanding.

Imagine a 25/35+ $ETH StonkBroker NFT floor while $STONKBROKER starts chasing a $250M–$500M market cap. 👀

The numbers start getting VERY interesting.

STILL SIDELINED... 🕘📈

[BRANDO @ethmaxi]

Someone swept 90 ETH of StonkBrokers in the last 5 minutes.

Literally insane.

[Tony Doerga @tonydoerga]

The rumors are true.

$STONKBROKER = BAYC x $VIRTUAL.
With the strengths of both and the weaknesses of none.

Every cycle has a leading token.
NFT cycle: BAYC went from $200 past a $400K floor.
AI cycle: $VIRTUAL went from 10M MC past 5B.
Today's FinTech cycle: the birth of $STONKBROKER.

It's the perfect blend of BAYC's community culture and $VIRTUAL's token economy.

If $STONKBROKER only matches them, the NFT will be 1-2M dollars. More likely is that it will exceed both.

Now take into account that a Robinhood listing gives access to 28.4M customers and that the bull market hasn't started.

This is why everyone's price targets are too conservative.

The people who faded BAYC and $VIRTUAL are still coping today. Don't repeat their mistakes by fading this one too.

Clock TF In.

[UntamedMan @UntamedOceanMan]

Great conversation with Stonkbroker Founder.....

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ Podcast 🟧 @TheBlockRunner]

We have been circling Stonkbrokers for weeks, so we finally brought the person behind it on the show. @OxSimpleFarmer joined us for his first appearance on the Block Runner podcast to walk through how a project on Robinhood Chain went from almost nothing to a five figure floor, and why we think the breakthrough underneath it is bigger than the price action everyone is watching.

We come from the NFT world going back to 2019, so we have watched collection after collection with incredible communities stall out because they were impossible to trade. Simple Farmer frames it perfectly. These teams were driving a Ferrari with bicycle wheels. The talent and the culture were there, but the infrastructure never was. His answer is the Anvil AMM, a permissionless contract that pairs an NFT to a clean ERC20 at a fixed rate so a collection can finally have real liquidity.

From there the conversation opens up. He explains how the Stonkbroker NFT and token are really one asset, how activating a broker burns supply and turns a flywheel into an engine, and how the clock-in mechanic lets holders swap accrued fees into real Robinhood Chain stock tokens like NVIDIA. We get into the special projects model, which borrows from what virtuals did on Base, where partners pair their liquidity to the Stonkbroker token and route a slice of revenue back to activated holders.

Some of the most interesting ground is the Broker Box, where you can wrap a real share into an NFT and send it to someone through an email link, and the plan to bridge Robinhood Chain stock tokens across Ethereum, Solana and Ape Chain as fully composable assets. He also makes a sharp case for why custom token taxes and mint functions quietly cap a project's ceiling, and why he pushes builders to keep the core asset clean and wrap the clever parts around it instead.

We close on the bigger picture. Simple Farmer sees DeFi as the next step in how humans coordinate money, and he is candid about why the market keeps rewarding gambling over building. His read is that this is a leadership problem more than a user problem. When chains and media push vaporware to the top, people learn to gamble. When they push real technology to the top, liquidity follows it.

That is the thread we keep pulling on this channel. The projects that last are rarely the loudest ones. They are the ones solving an infrastructure problem so quietly that most people only notice the chart. What Robinhood Chain is really testing is whether an ecosystem can reward merit long enough for the good version of crypto to win, and whether the builders showing up this early are the ones still standing once the noise clears.

Everything from Simple Farmer and Stonkbrokers is linked below.

🔗 https://t.co/RzHX6FmLWp

[Amanbehumble.moca @amanbehumble]

TLDR on why people are suddenly bullish on $STONKBROKER:

Robinhood Chain is basically making its bet on tokenized stocks + RWAs.

$STONKBROKER is trying to become one of the first ecosystems built natively around that thesis.

→ 4,444 NFT brokers
→ each NFT has its own onchain wallet
→ those wallets can literally hold tokenized stocks in the future
→ $STONKBROKER powers the NFT + reward ecosystem
→ activation fees burn 50% of the token
→ launchpad is coming for new tokens / projects
→ projects can pair liquidity directly with $STONKBROKER
→ DEX + onchain options are also coming

so the bull case isn't really "funny stock broker coin goes up."

the bet is that StonkBrokers becomes an early culture + liquidity + distribution layer for the Robinhood Chain ecosystem.

basically:

Robinhood = RWA rails

StonkBrokers = trying to build the casino, culture and apps on top.

still early + obviously highly speculative, but now I understand why my timeline is paying attention.

[BIG CUZ 🪖 @NFTCUZ]

If you notice @OxSimpleFarmer hasn’t once tweeted about flipping anything. Hasn’t even entertained any of that non sense. The guy is a killer. You think BAYC was his target? 🎯

Your crazy. He is gonna build the biggest Defi protocol Flywheel ever. Raise your targets