Vincent Arguelles

[Vincent Arguelles @V_Arguelles]

Am I about to make a Twitter comeback?

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@_lizzyalien

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One of the many reasons I think @liiibbyallenn is one of the funniest people I know

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@johnnyp316 Cali in June?!

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@UberEats needs to give realistic wait time estimates. 20-30 minutes has turned into 60-90

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@I_workoutLoganH where the fuck have you been! And how is life? Come visit me in KC! Or maybe we should just go see @DavidAnderson7 in #dallas

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[toxic king @toxicking]

I hate getting in a car with no tint GET ME OUT THIS FUCKING AQUARIUM

[Wounded Alchemist @AyaFrequency]

@Chillinontop Bandz a Make Her Dance: A study on the rise of OnlyFans account in the times of COVID-19.

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@mjaybabay Searches iCloud for a photo of @mjaybabay with her prized MK duffle

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@Ambburrrr Vaci

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Section 106 Row 36 seat 1-3 #molotteryseats

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@AmericanAir had the best customer service experience with desk associate Amanda in Terminal C at DFW. She is a lifesaver!!

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Hey @AmericanAir My buddies and I are flying to New Orleans for a bachelor party Labor Day weekend. Any chance y’all would hook us up with some drink vouchers to start our trip off right?

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My boss’ daughter is eating ketchup sandwiches. Literally 2 pieces of bread with ketchup...

[Vincent Arguelles @V_Arguelles]

I’m that house guest...

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I just elbowed the shit of a kid in the face in a strangers house... that’s how my Sunday is going...

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@SHODesusAndMero Yoooooo can we get a track of @desusnice & @THEKIDMERO saying “WOWWW” on IG so I can post it with my wild IG stories?

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@Ambburrrr be wylinnn. 🙄

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I’ve also now been at work for 20 minutes, and done nothing but think about something to say with my aforementioned venmo transaction, and then tweet about it...and then look at twitter and realize I haven’t tweeted since 2018

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Am I the only one who feels the need to be comedic when I write the “what’s it for” on my Venmo transactions?

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@CoachLambdin Big facts