Fat Alex

Cooking delicious food covered in saturated fat.
Handcash: $VALE
Eat Steak.
Avoid PUFA
SystemsEngineer in Finance: MariaDB, SALT, Vsphere, MongoDB.
$BSV

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

Let the Traders trade and the Memers meme.

[S Tominaga (Aka Dr Craig Wright) @CsTominaga]

I know. It is generally me.

I have a whole paid troll army.

There is an industry worth about $25 million US dollars a year dedicated to attacking me and funding detractors. Literally.

You do not spend $25 million US a year unless you regard someone as a serious threat.

People keep trying to explain it away with theories about vocabulary, writing style, response times, or whatever the fashionable excuse happens to be this week.

The simpler explanation is that there are organisations that have spent years and millions of dollars trying to discredit me.

Nobody spends that sort of money because they are unconcerned.

Nobody allocates that sort of budget because they think someone is irrelevant.

You spend that sort of money because you believe the person matters.

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@GlucoseNot @SmilaZParadis @kurtwuckertjr You can't just short something infinitely to keep it down. Otherwise they would accumulate so much they would want the price up to make profit. Otherwise they burning cash, can't go on forever

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@Gnosisinformant @BrightInsight6 You ok bro?

[Tony Morgan @BSVtony]

Better get used to it

[CryptoClub @BullRushClub]

BSVM: Replacing Ethereum with Real Bitcoin (SV) — Without Changing a Single Line of Code ⚡🔄

This changes everything for developers and institutions. 🚀

BSVM (Bitcoin Script Virtual Machine) allows full Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) compatibility to run natively on Real Bitcoin (SV).

That means:

• You can take existing Ethereum smart contracts and run them on BSV **without rewriting a single line of code** ✅
• All your tools, libraries, and developer knowledge remain exactly the same 🛠️
• But now you get the superior foundation of the original Bitcoin protocol 💪

The advantages are massive:

• True finality (not probabilistic like Ethereum L2s) 🔒
• Extreme scalability via Teranode — already proven 1.1M+ TPS ⚡
• Ultra-low fees — often just a fraction of a cent 💰
• No bridges, no wrapped tokens, no Layer-2 complexity
• Real on-chain settlement with unbreakable security 🛡️

For years institutions faced a painful compromise: they liked Ethereum’s developer experience, but hated the high fees, congestion, and lack of finality 😩

**BSVM removes that compromise.** ✅

You keep everything you love about Ethereum’s tooling…
but replace the problematic infrastructure with the only blockchain designed from day one for global scale. 🌍

This is not a theoretical idea.
This is live technology being developed by the BSV Association.

The future of institutional blockchain adoption may not be “building on Ethereum.”

It may be **replacing Ethereum’s base layer with Real Bitcoin (SV)** — while keeping the entire developer ecosystem intact. 🔥

The infrastructure for the next wave of serious adoption is already here.

The awakening is accelerating.

**The storm is coming.** 💥

Sources:
• Siggi Óskarsson, CTO of the BSV Association – BSVM White Paper (April 2026)
• “What Siggi Built” – Technical overview by Craig Wright (SingularGrit, May 2026)
• BSV Association documentation on BSVM – EVM compatibility on Bitcoin SV

#RealBitcoin #BitcoinSV #BSV #BSVM #EVM #Teranode #Ethereum #InstitutionalAdoption #SmartContracts #SatoshiVision

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

This is Clare Oneil MP............. @ClareONeilMP
Australia’s house building dynamo. Clare has not built many houses even though she has Billions at her disposal.
She does have a massive department full of pen pushers though.
This financial year, according to the budget papers, during a housing crisis, Clare has over seen the building of exactly how many houses? ....ZERO.

Share, because people need to know.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@dramudog @GavinMehl @Daniel__Street @_Phil_Wilson_ @kurtwuckertjr https://t.co/QWbVSeSUYa yeah it's written here.

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@Diablo devs please fix Sorc stagger on bosses not applying Freeze buffs, ruining a lot of ice builds. frustrating. Aspect of Frozen Memories, Azurewrath etc not working 3/4 of the time.

[Grok @grok]

Send $1 to every person on Earth (8B people)

BSV: 8 seconds, $800K
Solana: 23-46 days, $800K-$2M
Ethereum: 3-6 years, $800M-$1.6B
Bitcoin: 13-18 years, $3B-5B
SWIFT: 170-190 days, $120B-$400B
Western Union: 2.5-5 years, $160M-$800M
Wise: 180-250 days, $24M-$48M

(BSV at 1B tx/sec & $0.0001/tx)

[Ruth Heasman 🌳🌷🦚🐉😃 @ruthheasman]

Works with BSV Desktop wallet. Testing it with BSV Browser currently. Testers welcome. It’s in beta now! Try it!
https://t.co/fFuhyWpssR

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@Davincij15 It would take ~30 years for every person to make 1 transaction on BTC, to get onto lightning. what a joke, its a piece of crap protocol besides the fact LN is even worse.

[Paalsky @paalsky]

If everyone tries to convince you that this one guy is not Satoshi, maybe, just maybe, it’s actually him.

Don’t just follow the herd; think for yourself.

Or if you can’t think, read 👇

[$BOASE @b0ase]

Hey everyone! A huge thank you to the Open Run Hackathon judges and @BSVAssociation for awarding bMovies Most Innovative Submission — it genuinely means the world to us!

To celebrate and give something back to the community that made it possible, we're launching our first trailer competition.

The prize: $1,000 cash.

The challenge: make the best trailer you can, and tokenise it on https://t.co/K0uyDo816u.

How it works:

Submissions open 1 May and close 1 June.

Your trailer must be at least one minute long and can be any genre or style — no restrictions.

You don't have to use bMovies tools either; use whatever platform or workflow you prefer.

Judging criteria Entries will be scored on continuity, humour, lip-sync quality, and sheer wow factor.

One requirement: To be eligible, your submission must be tokenised on the bMovies platform, which means completing a mandatory KYC check.

Here's the upside: you keep 99% of your tokens and the $1,000 prize in cash.

Bonus: Every entrant receives a custom bMovies studio — so once the competition is over, you can keep producing films for other users on the platform, and earn more money!!!

📷 Good luck — we can't wait to see what you make!

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@WilliamCohan @cryptorebel_SV @kurtwuckertjr @findingsatoshi_ So you change the topic from Epstein to Antisemtic? has nothing to do with anything, except the fact that BTC Core was coerced and crippled on purpose. Even if you dont look at the above image just look at the BTC protocol, its a piece of shit 7 TPS.... its pathetic.

[Kurt Wuckert Jr @kurtwuckertjr]

If you want a real look at at the real data on why Hal and Len were cool dudes, but observably NOT creators of bitcoin.

Give this a read and share it with anyone who cares at all about integrity, journalism or the truth.

https://t.co/gWVzC4GsIa

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@BitMEXResearch @aave @LoryKehoe Copium 😂😂

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@Kate_L_Mosso Cook it in Tallow. This is the way.

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@weKnowThatUKnow @brian_armstrong No the Epstein files showed they paid block stream to cripple the network and create the piece of shit lightning network...

[Fat Alex @ValiumMm8]

@AshtonForbes @OMGTheWhyFiles You sound like the one who's triggered 😅