Dr. Jamie's Petting Zoo

I am the ultimate starbeing of labels+You cannot even fathom how many oppression medals I got at the IDPOL Olympics+PhD in Fuckery+Resident Reply Guy+ITS MAAM!!

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HE HATH RISEN

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The Redemer has come! @CannibalVeggiez @ShadowsInTheRe1 @raleighmfsakers @replicantpinky @AlleyCupcake @AtlantisKane @toybeartime @ducksindisguise @monsterize @VampyreTeaParty @elonmusk

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Nature is healing.

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Additional Commentary in the Wild

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@USMiniTru 1984 wasn't that bad.. c'mon

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You don't need to own books. We'll make sure the right version is always electronically available.

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@PandasAndVidya Does it come in slipper form?

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@HitCockBottom Then we divine the future on your frenulum 🔮

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@Nuclear_Circus @Dogresal Death Takes A Mental Health Holiday

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Idk who the fuck this is and I don't care

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I just blocked Asha Rangappa 😀

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@LivingScribe Christ, okay

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..please just let me unlive

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@razorfist I live in an uberliberal city and everyone has been extra strange since that happened. They've suddenly slapped a bunch of stickers on their cars and are wearing masks again.

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@rickyberwick @TizzyEnt You brave, brave man

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@TizzyEnt Yeah but now her lady bits can give her a standing ovation

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@Salman_ganai_2 I don't want my dead mom to do OnlyFans

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@hausofmicheI @coastbabyy @Salman_ganai_2 I don't want my mom to get old

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@FreeFeralHuman @RedSonBatmann @rickyberwick 👆🏽

Here she is, defending Wimmin from the patriarchy as a total normal person who hangs out with Janet Reno on the weekend

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@TheSocrateej Lack of skilled haberdashers

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@LivingScribe How to make a hormone: