Vangsguard

19-year-old programmer and game developer from Denmark

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A deal is a deal

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@ireltard @WinRAR_RARLAB if you follow me I'll purchase as well 😭

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@hermitpaisley Forgot

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@cneuralnetwork WRYYYYYYY

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@GamewithDave

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@laravellivedk @taylorotwell @laravelphp @AsgerCsstrats

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@abcxrty We can only hope 🙏🏻

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In 1 year I can do something really funny

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@zeddotdev Usage based billing on student plan 🙏🏻

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@beyoumf @LejoDev

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@nocontextmemes :(

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@kawaiiikuna

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@137Force @HamonBeat possible or not?

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@InniSent_ch @DrawDesignStar Based

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@IKeepItTaco Can't DM you, but I would love a chat!

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"Brave Origin, now in Nightly, is a paid version of our browser for users who don't need all of Brave’s features"

So I have to pay to have less features? 😭

[Brave Nightly @BraveNightly]

When Brave users told us they'd pay for a minimalist version of our browser, we listened.

Brave Origin, now in Nightly, is a paid version of our browser for users who don't need all of Brave’s features but still want its leading privacy and ad blocker: https://t.co/3NYfyn5xbB

[Tim 🏳️‍🌈 @LuftkoppTim]

I'm so fucking sick of this framing.
It's literally NOT "his" jet. It's LTT property. Owned for content.

Stop this bullshit.

And also stop this shit of "underpaid employees" here.
"I think I deserve more" ≠ underpaid

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@rystalyt Hello king

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@SheTradesAlpha Huh?

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@AmasPFT Moved from CFD to futures recently, what is a trade copier you can recommend?

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@zeddotdev @theCTO @cursor_ai Took me over a week to get a response from your billing team about double payment

[David Challe @insanitylol]

its 2027.
after 7 months of grinding, little timmy has finally reached grandmaster tier at 5000 LP. he has hopes to once achieve challenger, which is 10k LP

his mom walks in, sees the screen, and says:
“wow sweetie, 5000 points? you must be like… top 10 in the world!”

timmy gulps.
he tabs over to the ladder.

rank 1: 47230 LP
rank 10: 31000 LP
rank 300: 10000 LP

challenger cutoff: 10001 LP

timmy checks his last game:
+15 LP for a win.
-26 LP for a loss.

he does the math.
“so if i just…win 90% of my games before the season resets, i might be able to do it…”

he queues up.

his jungler is autofilled.

his mid is on a 17-game loss streak but still somehow 20k LP.

little timmy contemplates whether he wants to continue to queue up this season after this game or call it quits.