Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.)

Batting 1.000 defending the Hudson Valley. Our work is done here.

[Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.) @VestColin]

After 2 full months of campaign launch, @PatRyanUC's GOP joke challenger, FL's #palmbeachchic, #luxurylifestyle Jackie Auringer, has received a grand total of only 3 campaign contributions from in-district #NY18 residents.

Won't even cover the price of 1 of her Bottega bags.😢

[Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.) @VestColin]

@speechboy71 Our investment in Josh Rosen set our football conspiracy back decades.

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@SimoneKanter @TimmyFacciola_ @_rebeccaclewis First @SimoneKanter misstep. Ah well.

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So, Timmy blocked me and I can’t respond inline, but @mimi1bandolera, the answer to this question is “Peter Chatzky.” Timmy’s got an emotional problem with Cait, largely gender-based, so he’ll likely be supporting Lawler in the general.

[mimi eressim 🟧 @mimi1bandolera]

@TimmyFacciola_ Timmy, be upfront. Which of the 5 NY – 17 candidates do you support? Curious minds want to know. There may be some mud slinging here in order to help another candidate.

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@LawlerWarRoom @votevets When Cait was overseas taking enemy fire, @lawler4ny was preening in blackface.

And while Timmy's and Lawler's legendary misogyny dovetail perfectly for this empty & convoluted attempted smear, neither dude will be able to prevent #NY17 from electing its next Dem Congresswoman.

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@DBashIdeas This reads like it was written by a groyper to mock American Jews. Good lord.

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@TenuredRadical I went to yr bio page before heading to yr substack. Thought "hey I studied under Prof Larry Gross, she might be awesome."

Went on to read lazy essay saying Collins is tough to beat, therefore GP was just a thoughtless boyfriend and regular guys have Nazi tattoos. Whomp whomp.

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@stellanurheart German poster going with a 1930’s classic straight from the fatherland.

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@joshualightman @DanFriedman81 @Cornell Yeah, as mediocre as Cornell ILR is, the account is obvs being run by a random dummy who’s just looking to monetize.

[Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.) @VestColin]

@speechboy71 The confidence with which they are trying to destroy the Democratic party is breathtaking.

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@FigCyber @StopAntisemites She's a well-known local wackadoo. Here she interrupts a Bernie Sanders rally to advocate for Jill Stein. She's written about deep-state-style Covid conspiracies in fringe papers. She's surely delighted by the attention, and to represent Platner pubilcly
https://t.co/h6oH9mG1HI

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@StopAntisemites According to her FB page, she’s a deeply troubled conspiracist, obsessed with covid and Thomas Massie. Also, this.

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@emptywheel It's not 49%. It's 65% (49+16).

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@EEMcCormick_ Definitely smart to hitch Beth's future to this rising star.

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@JasonBeeferman @CaitforNewYork @BethDavidson17 @primer_ai TAPS. THE. MFING. SIGN.
https://t.co/AYcInPXHff

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@JCColtin @KaitlynnLisa The degree to which current political reporters - and NY political reporters in particular - are just writing whole **SCOOP** stories based on opposition candidate spin is so disheartening.

It's the laziest, shallowest form of access journalism.

[Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.) @VestColin]

@cjwarnke "8-figure" is a very, very, very funny choice of adjective right here. Is this tweet meant to be read in a Scrooge McDuck voice, or just with an eyeroll and cynical Gen-x sigh?

[Colin Schmitt’s Down Vest (ret.) @VestColin]

@IhabHassane “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” vibes in this tweet.

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@ProfDBernstein @JeremyBenAmi Right? Their entire narrative centers on Palestinians and Trump and Iran. And, hey, that's fine for some Middle East think tank, but makes them entirely not-credible as representatives for Americans who are pragmatic Israel supporters.

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@matthewstoller @SimoneKanter @ZephyrTeachout Oh stop. We’re not even 10 years past @ZephyrTeachout doing Google astroturf with the MFing Pirate Party under the aegis of Fight for the Future. She is entirely motivated by her own clubbish relationships and insidery economic interests.

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@AkkadianDave @ElvinBen @JasonBeeferman @KathyHochul @MicahLasher @JerryNadler Schlossberg would definitely go PopUp. Conway maybe could find an Einstein in Penn Station or something.