For the love of God, I avoided Covid, so if I get Monkey Pox cause y’all all the sudden don’t believe the “science” of washing your hands or some shit, I’m going to lose my mind
Democrats, don’t be defined by the negative of what is “impossible.”
Define yourself by the possibility of what is imaginable.
#NotMeUs#BernieSanders#SuperTuesday
Anyone who thinks all these people are endorsing Joe Biden, suddenly, on the eve of Super Tuesday, because they believe Biden is the best candidate to face Trump, and not because they just want to stop Bernie, well, I have a degree from Trump University to offer you.
Hey @RepBarryMoore and @JeffColemanAL, it seems your campaign teams didn’t understand the law with where to put yard signs in Dothan, AL. And the truck driving around westgate isn’t sneaky at all. May wanna call someone to get those. #FollowTheLaw#SuperTuesday
Christmas Checklist 🎄🎅🏼
Buy gifts for family and friends ✔️
Wrap said presents ✔️
Plan to see family ✔️
Donate to a charity ✔️
Capture Santa, steal his Sack of Toys, reverse engineer the Pocket Dimension technology it uses and sell it to the general public
Does anyone have a Time Stone so I can fast forward to April 26th? Or at least put me in a medically induced coma until then? #thirtyfivedays#Endgame#WhateverItTakes
Hey @MarvelStudios I know @Kevfeige said y’all aren’t planning anything “yet” with characters from the merger, but if you need some help for what to do with Deadpool (please keep @VancityReynolds), this is a good start 💁🏻♂️
Trump’s criticism of McRaven and McCain, his spurious draft exemption, and his failure to visit even one of the “hot zones” where he continues to put American lives at risk—all these things point to a central fact: he’s a chickenshit.
We did it. Thank you to each of you who knocked on doors, made phone calls, and supported our campaign. But don’t stop believing because the journey has just begun!