Vone Tays

Good technical analysis is sacrificing the right chicken. Everything is a scam including my hair.

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@derose @ToneVays I like to choose my devs like I choose my barber: blind and with parkinsons.

[Mike In Space @mikeinspace]

#Bitcoin to 420K! Let's do it, Elon!

Celebrate with a White Paper Plaque on Metal.

$20 off with Promo Code: DANCE at https://t.co/TuZhdLfKg1

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@vakeraj @crypto_birb @JohnBoyNUFC @mikeinspace I had a good laugh at it.

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@Decentralizd @mikeinspace THAT’S A RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION! I AM NOT MIKEINSPACE!

[₿it⚡️Dov @bitdov]

@ViktorBunin @udiWertheimer @LNconf Wow, @udiWertheimer is rocking some @VoneTays hairstyle

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@CryptoPahmp @vakeraj @karbonbased Laugh it up, guys. I’m here picking up tail and you’re not!

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@ToneVays Jesus Christ, don’t make me have to change my avatar again!

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@SoakerPatoshi @mikeinspace $10 bucks?! My barber charges me $20 and I never get a happy ending!

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@pierre_rochard @miketwenty1 @mikeinspace @BR_Robin Smarten up, Tidwell and stop trolling! What a moron you are sometimes.

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@miketwenty1 Stop being a moron, Tidwell.

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A lot of communists are complaining about the cost of my carnivory dinner. Hey if you're poor, I'd prefer not to eat next to you anyways. Go to https://t.co/qAEeJ93OVv & hang with that moron @miketwenty1 instead. It's priced for poor people! He even accepts crypto (what an idiot)

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@lowIQ_ @Gillette @DollarShaveClub A dollar is what I pay the guy who cuts my hair. Helps pay for his Parkinson’s medication.

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I am officially boycotting @Gillette and going back to the hedge clippers.

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@brianchoffman Need a referral? My gardener can be over at your place with the hedge clippers in under an hour.

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@hashamadeus @mikeinspace @miketwenty1 @thechaz Hire me to do it! I’m a great artist! Can someone lend me some Satoshis so I can remove that hair though?

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@HomelessOnMoon @DanDarkPill Algorithmic traders got nothing on my Black–Scholes variant strategy which is a closely held secret. 0.2 BTC to attend my trading seminar to learn for yourself! I’ll also accept food stamps.

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Let’s start the bidding at 0.2 BTC...

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I’m back, baby!

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A lot of people having been asking so, yes, I’m auctioning off my magnificent hair. Proceeds go to the Tone Vays fund. Look, I know what you’re thinking, but Bitmex cut-off my referral income!

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@ToneVays @vakeraj @CryptoMessiah I think we’re seeing the professionalization of Bitcoin. That haircut was the last bastion of its anarchist beginnings.

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@VoneTays @vakeraj @CryptoMessiah It was all about scamming @VoneTays